CharlietheShepherd

Proud Scot - but not nationalistic
Farmworker - but not influential
Single & gay - but not gay enough to be noticed by other gays
I am me
Thanks for the follow.

[Robert Abel @rj_abel]

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The TRUTH about fresh produce shortages.
It’s ‘not’ the fault of Brexit or climate change or bad weather in Africa.
Let the farmer who actually ‘grows the stuff’ explain.
#HOMEGROWNFAIRTRADE

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@JamesFl @CCHQPress *skinted*
That's a great word - it should be used more often!
😎

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@DOPreston @GatzReborn Its quite difficult to run with a cup of tea 🙃

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@triscoe Yep - not touched a drop myself, but my friend who owns the house I'm currently in is downstairs, pished as a fart & playing music so loud the furniture in my room is vibrating 😕

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@MrNickRobinson And even then, they're only in black & white 😱😳😁

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@Chris_CPH 😁😁
They're mostly saying, "look; I've managed to grow facial hair" or "hey, I've spent my time in the gym & got all muscley" 💪

Of course, I'm just too damn old to have any pics of me at 18 😳😁

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@triscoe Can't beat a good mince round 👍

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@DOPreston Well, I'm guessing this ap is taking you the scenic route if its bringing you all the way down Loch Ness.
Careful nessie doesn't get you 😁

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@embracinggrey99 Clearly only visited as part of your carol singing endeavours though 🤔😇

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@EdinvaleFarm @gordon_struth Who determines what "eating quality" really is? Dozens of cattle breed societies in the UK sll claim their "breed" is the best.
How do you create an "independant" body that all breeds, producers & retailers will trust, get behind in order to sell it to indifferent consumers

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@triscoe Need to learn him how to spoon properly 😁

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@DOPreston Sometimes real life just manages to hit a proper sweet spot 😎

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@mrbernay Might be out tomorrow if all goes well.

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

Me sat in my hospital bed seeing all these Xmas food pics on my timeline......

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

Just realised - I've not eaten a single thing all day - guess I'm starting the post-Xmas diet a little earlier than planned 😁

*can you tell I'm bored & can't sleep in this hospital bed 🛏️😕

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@DOPreston Certainly one I won't forget in a hurry 😉

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

Peeing into those cardboard thingies whilst confined to your hospital bed isn't the hard bit - it's trying to negotiate your way back to the holder beside your bed whilst being flat on your back that's the tricky bit!

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

@richspencer111 Already been in theatre. Currently confined to the bed - hope I don't need to pee very often. 😳😁

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

And tonight's view from a coronary care unit in Glasgow.
It would seem trekking up an Ochil is not a good idea if you have a blocked artery. 🤨

[CharlietheShepherd @sheepiefarm]

Today's view from halfway up an Ochil.