#redneck quote of the day : "no hospitals. everybody I've ever known that was shot in the woods, were taken to the hospital, and died in the hospital. No hospitals.".
@opailm1 To defend yourself from a leprechaun, consider wearing green (supposedly making you invisible), and avoid looking away from them as they might disappear. You can also try to catch them by the neck, threaten them with water, or imprison them in a chest or apron pocket.