Sheep

Welcome to Sheep's inner monologue. I'm definitely better than you at ultimate.

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

Throwing on the sideline? Fuck you, I'll D that too

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

*cheers winner of fall league game with "good game green" in German*

Is that what we said? I thought it was German for go fuck yourselves

[Alloy Ultimate @pghalloy]

Solid advice

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

Skied the hell out of Ron in the end zone, who is too ashamed to tell me his Twitter handle #sheepstats

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

Ah yes. Fall league.

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

@bellevoce easy. It's the entire Taylor Swift catalogue

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

@muffnmen that was some grade-A bullshit

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

Rolling out to this tournament like http://t.co/WJZOlTAz3y

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

@muffnmen #classicsheep

[Alloy Ultimate @pghalloy]

Community pick up day, Sheep skies a fence. #sheepstats @sheepultilyfe

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

My alleycat crew couldn't keep up with my speed, so I left them to be a team of one #winner #noregrets

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

If the party isn't blasting Taylor Swift, it isn't worth attending

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

@muffnmen not worried. Clearly this zone is unbreakable

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

working on some new zone defense http://t.co/1CM6qGLsJb

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

About to lose in stack cup? Better swat the cup out of @sooshibox hand to ensure victory #winnersgonnawin #ifyourenotcheatingyourenottrying

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

Answer: they're all 🐏 #sheepstats #sheeplyfe

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

Question: What do Muff Team MVP, O-Line Men's MVP, O-line Women's MVP, D-Line Men's MVP, and O-line Women's MVP have in common?

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

My pizzas are the best. Ask anyone on @muffnmen

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

Sorry, can't help carve pumpkins right now. Too busy owning these fools at Smash 64 #sheepstats

[Sheep @sheepultilyfe]

Sheep for Season MVP #muffsuperlatives #bestateverything