Al Ross

Poodles, Vegemite, sleep-ins. These are a few of my favourite things.

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

Ryan made a lucky escape from deludedville! #MAFSAU

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@Coles Are you mad? Shoppers want less additives in their food, not more. Ten points for spin but I guess I bought my last Coles meat today because that Bovaer stuff is toxic and unnecessary in animal diets, including mine.

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

Education and gender equality: focus on girls isn’t fair and isn’t enough – global study https://t.co/47A7vVNX2v via @TC_Africa

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@newscomauHQ Less about theft, more about shopper behaviour. Still not cool though

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@InsaneGraphic @Morbidful I guess, if you don’t look at the hundreds of other people busy keeping humanity alive on the beach, or that someone was keeping humanity alive by filming a person drowning

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

Did Daniela Elser really just take the piss out of a human being who is taking some time off for cancer treatment? What a bloody disgrace. Poorly done.

[news.com.au @newscomauHQ]

After revealing to the world that she has cancer, the Princess of Wales is now also facing a second painful diagnosis. https://t.co/YR75sNpdDE

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@_ashmip Add in some random stuff - hire of a ball pit for the reception, a troop of circus performers, personalised Harry Potter wands for the bridal party, ‘single and ready to mingle’ tees for all guests without a +1…

[Smithy @toniandsmithers]

Help being Molly home!
#peggyandmolly

https://t.co/W88dAtlIm2

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

How can I live in a country where a wild bird is not allowed to choose where to live because the residents don’t have a permit? WTF Australia? Sort this out. #PeggyandMolly

[7NEWS Gold Coast @7NewsGoldCoast]

There has been nationwide outrage, after a story we brought you on Tuesday night about Molly the Magpie. Today the premier went against his own department and joined calls for the bird to be reunited with Peggy at Yatala home. https://t.co/tIEQ9JOpss @AmandaAbate #7NEWS

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@MrAndrewCotter Congratulations Mabel! We can practically smell you through the screen!

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@jk_rowling I love you! 🥰 keep it real

[Michael Dickson @michaeldickson]

Alyssa - I hope that you have misunderstood and that your tweet isn't willful. The people you heard want peace. Those who chanted "No Ceasefire" would happily accept a ceasefire if Hamas surrenders and releases all of the 240 hostages they are keeping underground.

Here is what they won't accept:
- A ceasefire that leaves Hamas in power in Gaza.
- A ceasefire that allows Hamas to carry out another act of mass-rape against Israeli women.
- A ceasefire that leaves our babies - some less than a year old - in terrorist captivity.
- A ceasefire that condemns the elderly to languish further without their medicine, wheelchairs or hearing-aids.
- A ceasefire that means Hamas can once again slay a pregnant mother, cutting a baby from its womb while lopping off the breast of another.
- A ceasefire that gives Hamas a chance to again rape a teenage girl over and over while forcing her 94-year-old Holocaust survivor grandmother to watch.
- A ceasefire that creates another opportunity for Hamas to slay hundreds of young people partying at a peace festival with rockets and RPGs.
- A ceasefire that could envision Hamas returning to family homes again, tying up the kids and the parents separately, setting them on fire, their dying thoughts of the loved ones opposite them burning alive.

You see, Alyssa, the people in that crowd care about humanity. And not just about the humans from multiple countries who are held captive by Hamas, or even 'just' about the Israeli victims of the barbaric October 7th massacre.

They also care about Palestinians. Yes. I live in Israel. We teach our kids to cherish peace and then when they go off to serve in the army (without which we would cease to exist), the first thing they are taught is the 'Purity of Arms' - the ethics of war - how to cherish life even when you must fight. The IDF do everything in their power to avoid harming civilians, even while Hamas deliberately places them in harms way by hiding under them.

We do not want war, neither us Israelis nor the hundreds of thousands of Americans that you witnessed yesterday. Far from it. But when faced with the barbaric men of Hamas - who, like ISIS, detest everything all people of goodwill stand for: peace, freedom, minorities and the womens rights you cherish - we must fight.

The fire will cease in one of two ways: Hamas will be vanquished. Or they can surrender and release the innocents they have stolen. But until that happens - a ceasefire would be a betrayal of all we - and I believe you - hold dear.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Aweeeeeeeeeee 💓
On seeing the lion, elephants form a circle around the young calves for protecting the young baby.

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@colonelkickhead @GidgitVonLaRue @elonmusk I’m reeling. This doesn’t make sense to me. Bring back @GidgitVonLaRue

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

I’m no expert, but surely if you marry the son of a future King there are some family events you just have to swallow your crap and attend; weddings, funerals, coronations…

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@rickygervais I’d do the jigsaw puzzle of that montage for sure!

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@GetTerryNow Are you sure it’s not copper?

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

@StephenKing Poor America. Reduced to arguing about who is better, Joe or Donald. It’s like watching Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny argue over hunting seasons.

[Al Ross @sheepwrangler]

Demand the retirement of elderly and disabled elephants! There are many blind, lame, geriatric and injured elephants that are abused for the ruthless tourism industry. Officials must act now to enforce India's elephant protection laws! Sign petition! https://t.co/6FbIj278zi

[Animals Australia @AnimalsAus]

The Victorian Government has just announced that yet another cruel duck shooting season will go ahead this year.

@DanielAndrewsMP - No shortened season or bag limit will make ‘recreational shooting’ any less violent for wildlife.

We won't stop until this outdated cruelty does.