Alicia

rude, crude, & irreverent

[Alicia @sheesha11]

If you see my reflection in the snow covered hills, mind ya business

[Alicia @sheesha11]

What if @Tinder and sperm banks did a collab?

[Alicia @sheesha11]

Hear me out; airplanes are sky-fish

[Alicia @sheesha11]

Next time you go to In N out, order the anal style fries. It’s on the secret menu.

[Alicia @sheesha11]

I’ve made a huge mistake

[Alicia @sheesha11]

One of my customers was telling me how she lost 40 lbs and I said “how do you feel?” And she said “nobody has asked me that before, thank you”
😭😭

[Alicia @sheesha11]

Why do y’all put up with this woman? Lmao

[Abby Lee Miller @Abby_Lee_Miller]

To those of you I follow… I HATE seeing swear words online. You have been warned!!!

[Alicia @sheesha11]

A man at the bank just said in his very German accent “I’m done with America, this place sucks” & I could not contain myself. 😂

[Alicia @sheesha11]

@tacobell just one time, I’d like to get what I actually ordered 😭😭😭

[Alicia @sheesha11]

I honestly feel like most Teslas would be better off driving themselves

[Alicia @sheesha11]

I could possibly get my ass beat one day I’m just gonna say it

[Alicia @sheesha11]

Almost cussed somebody out yesterday for honking at me for no reason, but then I realized it was just my music 🫤

[Alicia @sheesha11]

On second thought, don’t.

[Alicia @sheesha11]

Elon, make it so I can search old tweets

[Alicia @sheesha11]

“It’s a metaphor, mom”

[Alicia @sheesha11]

#neverforget when I got caught up by my parents & church for tweeting “I would suck dick for a Nico’s burrito right now”

[Alicia @sheesha11]

Me: look at me I’m free!
My dad: great, now see if you can look expensive

:/

[Alicia @sheesha11]

“Omg you’re crying. are you okay?”

yeah I was just listening to “concrete angel” by Martina McBride

[Alicia @sheesha11]

This actually enrages me!! The appeal of Tempe is its arts district. If they didn’t want loud music, they should have never built there in the first place. It’s like moving to the beach and complaining about the sand??
We can beat this. 💕

[Alicia @sheesha11]

Straight up spasming at how awkward I am

[Alicia @sheesha11]

ihurt