Alexander The Mediocre

what are ya doin in me swamp👹

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@CPTowers @CBSScottWhite @Roto_Frank small correction on the pod. It was Steer who called time too late on Brubaker who then held the next pitch down to 1 sec, causing the rift. Funny thing is I’ve played with JT since 6 y.o. and he’s now got beef with our hometown team.

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@CBSScottWhite @Roto_Frank @CPTowers took a risk in my no bench NL keeper roto league by drafting Konnor Griffin and it looks like it may pay off! What are your 5 cat projections for him ROS?

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@Reds Miss out on the schwarber deal, and instead of looking for other bats, we sulk and hold onto our purse. Meanwhile a discounted 40 homer Adolis Garcia coming off a bad year goes to the Phils on $10mil a year.
Salvage this, bring Geno Suarez home on a 2-3 year DH deal. #reds

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

Reds are now 0-8 in their last 8 playoff games dating back 13 years. Haven’t advanced in 30🫩

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

Roto: 2 moves left for the week. 12 k’s behind the guy ahead of me and ratios are super close. Wins don’t matter. Pick 2 of the 4 SP given their matchups. Early, Verlander, Bradish, Schlittler. How worried about Sunday starters not starting?

@CBSScottWhite @Roto_Frank @CPTowers

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

Seasons on the line! All hitting stats except runs are flippable. I have tie breaker.
He’s starting yesavage, early and ranger. I’m starting Strider and Sheehan. Do I also trust Schlittler at Baltimore or do I try to preserve ratios? @Roto_Frank @CPTowers @CBSScottWhite

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@Roto_Frank @CBSScottWhite @CPTowers ^ those numbers should probably have “th” instead of % for percentiles but that’s the statcast data this season

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@Roto_Frank @CBSScottWhite @CPTowers I’m hunting for a title in my roto league and am acquiring Hunter Brown to help in ratios. I can pass the most guys in ERA/WHIP but k’s are important too. Do I give up Valdez, Fried, Ryan, Webb or Imanaga?

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@Roto_Frank @CBSScottWhite @CPTowers Objectively I’m with you two. Imanaga is probably the worst pitcher of the group but he’s done so well limiting base runners and Framber has a 6+ ERA and 1.5 WHIP the past month🥲 it’s a matter of the riding hot hand in the final month or going with the best pitcher.

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@CBSScottWhite @Roto_Frank @CPTowers would you accept this trade in a roto league as a judge owner who has Cal and is leading the league in HR AVG and Runs but could use help in ratios, saves and steals?

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@JimDayTV my dad is going to the Fenway series this weekend to see his 50th professional stadium in the 50th year since the ‘75 World Series. Boston’s his last team’s stadium to see because as a boy was mad Fisk’s game 6 homer overlooked the Reds win. He’d love to chat with you!

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@CBSScottWhite revisiting the Eat Crow Armstrong team name…if he doesn’t drop off in the second half we may need to revisit this meme and your 2025 bust list…he coincidentally plays for your Braves now and just gave up a HR as I’m typing this out 😂

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

I did a thing! Hope this nickname sticks

[Scott White @CBSScottWhite]

I'm here for Eat Crow-Armstrong.

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@CBSScottWhite 👋🏼

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@Roto_Frank @CBSScottWhite @CPTowers submission for team name Tuesday... “Eat Crow, Armstrong!”
Especially useful if PCA falls off in the 2nd half

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

Mankind is taking a step backwards

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

There’s a new scorebug for the Phillies which means we have officially seen our last P00P game. Rest in peace. @StoolBaseball

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

Why does it feel like more people have their panties in a wad about Kendrick’s halftime show than the owner of this app literally doing a nazi salute on stage, catalyzing more anti-Semitic behavior from neo-nazi groups and even other celebrities…

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

Suddenly, Kendrick and ASAP opening for Drake in 2012 at the Schott feels like a fever dream

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

No good kid mad city tracks, kings dead or the blacker the berry :’(

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

Nothin beats his free concert at OSU in 2013 after just dropping GKMC

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@bwiththebluhair Leo Kendrick Adams has a good ring to it btw

[Alexander The Mediocre @sheets_and_gigs]

@bwiththebluhair Ugh! Foiled again!