sheeva

rural juror (she/her)

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

when musical theater is a category on jeopardy

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

amen

[🗽#knicksin4 @ddubxdo]

A PLUS 15 DONT EVER FUCKIN DISRESPECT HER AGAIN

HER DEFENSE SAVED US

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

GOD HAS SMILED ON MEEEEE

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

@poog4ever but did you finish pluribus yet

[mike HACKS SPOILERS @avadanielsbf]

NO AI!

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

(other than send help)

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

SHEEP DETECTIVES MOVIE OF THE YEAR

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

@lexatrexa queen of being employed

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

“did the journal factory explode” is truly one of the funniest lines to ever originate from the depths of the internet

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Imagine being commissioned to make a bob wig for an elephant mascot

[Women’s Hoops Network @WomensHoops_USA]

BREANNA STEWART TONIGHT 🔥

• 31 POINTS
• 10 REBOUNDS
• 3 BLOCKS
• 10/17 FG
• 28 MINUTES PLAYED

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

LANEY HAMILTON ANKLE BREAKER OMG 😭😭😭😭

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

i’ve had to explain the concept of etsy witches to too many people this week

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

i’ve had to explain FIV (feline HIV) to too many people this week

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

what if this was my last straw

[@suttonsroller @suttonsroller]

📺 Housewives Casting Tracker
Eileen says she was asked back for this season of #RHOBH, but the money wasn’t worth it. The interviewer adds production has been trying to cast other Days of Our Lives soap stars.

(https://t.co/tPLfqejomL)

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

everyone: met gala tonight!!!!

me: my wnba fantasy draft is tonight!!!!!

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

like yes be as cautious as they need but I NEED SABRINA IONESCU HOOPS BACK IN MY LIFE ASAPPPPPPPP

[Madeline Kenney @madkenney]

BREAKING: Sabrina Ionescu is expected to miss at least two weeks after she rolled her left ankle last night, a team source tells The Post.

An MRI showed Ionescu avoided "significant injury," a source said. She'll be re-evaluated in two weeks.

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

@giawgaga successful dani bat signal

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

no one:

me: REMEMBER THE REPLAY COSTUME CHOREO SET AT CHROMATIC BALL????!????