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Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.

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@sanskari_chokro Say team instead 🤢

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You have to be an absolute horror for me to not want to talk to you, I will go to hell if it gets me some gossip

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The only reason why I’ve ever wanted to be successful in any aspect is so that I can be a raging bitch and people forgive it just because I’m that good.

A lot of truly nice people should know this pov, that some people just aspire to be assholes

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Do you ever just meet someone and think man this fucker should’ve been bullied more as a child

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I just realised that I buy all the dumb shit my parents told me that I can buy once I earn my own money, if that is not the epitome of happiness and success idk what is

[gant @gantisdant]

whenever i see people use "sonder" like a real word, i always want to correct them and say that this is a fake term invented over a decade ago by a tumblr poetry page called “the dictionary of obscure sorrows.” but then i would have to admit to Knowing That

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Why are they playing Aye hip hopper mujhe pyaar toh kar at the Ganapathi sthapna place in my society

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Bhai mai insaan ko jala du tum mujhe “Don’t burn bridges blah blah blah” toh matt hi bolo

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So many intrusive thoughts, so less patience

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Life is so much more beautiful when you stop trying to gaslight yourself into being “understanding” and “empathetic” and embrace the hateful bitch you were always meant to be

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I miss being young and unaccountable, you could just beat the shit out of that one annoying kid and life would go on without any issues

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Just dropped money on skincare while failing to sleep at a reasonable hour once again

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Your app doesn’t let me do it.

I was told by one of your customer support execs that you replied to our email and I saw no such reply

It is hard enough to get to connect to a human on your support helpline, what exactly are we supposed to do to get you do a simple number change

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@Livpure_India @LivpureSmart

We’ve been trying to get the mobile number for our water purifier changed for the past three days.

We have spoken to three of your customer support executives, we have sent a mail to your email id multiple times.

And we have gotten no response.

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Why is every single LinkedIn influencer explaining the concept of layoffs via severance like it’s some brand new idea.
And why do they keep on telling us to vaguely upskill, reskill, kill etc like we’re in a war or something

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@sanskari_chokro Same

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@Pastapins001 No you won’t, it’s the circle of life

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@Pastapins001 What did they play when they were kids then?

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@IshaShaffir Theeke bhai aish hi aish