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[Shego @shegomad]

@propanexchange happy birthday!!🥳🥳

[Shego @shegomad]

@heyshipz hi rico

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[Shego @shegomad]

@Dr_SaebGaza .

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

when doechii go “i’m a real fly bitch, you in coach ho” i get real quiet bc not too fckin much on me

[Shego @shegomad]

the total oscars’ shut out of challengers was so shocking to me until i remembered that half of the academy just admitted to not watching all the movies all the way through

[Shego @shegomad]

fastest way to make friends is have anything weird happen on a subway car.

[Swamp Princess 🐊 @officialdoechii]

I’m sorry but I like to scissor and idk I just can’t help liking it

[Shego @shegomad]

just burned my tongue so fucking bad pls pray for me

[Shego @shegomad]

ATTENTION ESPN. If i’m watching women’s basketball I don’t want o see you interviewing ANY men on my screen unless it’s a coach. Please and thank you.

[Shego @shegomad]

ngl i’m ready for silk press season. doing my natural hair every day is making me want to shave it all off. i wish i could have summer weather but not sweat out my hair😞

[Shego @shegomad]

@imnotcaitfr you are me. i am you. we both have three suitcases each.

[Shego @shegomad]

good morning almost just got launched down a long escalator by my fifty pound suitcase

[Shego @shegomad]

@imnotcaitfr YES! and now when my friends are in the circle and im there but decline im thinking “please! im still a major chiller too!! don’t look at me like that!!” even if know they rlly don’t care I still feel like a weirdo narc for some reason

[Shego @shegomad]

i haven’t smoked in three months and i don’t want to get high really but i do want to smoke. i miss just sitting outside and hitting a joint or hanging with my friends and passing it around in the circle. i miss the physical act of it and its driving me crazy.

[Shego @shegomad]

@lilrollaway u get me, it’s just such a satisfying experience

[Shego @shegomad]

I JUST WANT TO HAVE A DRINK AT THE BAR AFTER A LONG DAY I DO NOT WANT TO BE APPROACHED BY A MAN JUST BECAUSE I AM ALONE DOES NOT MEAN I WANT COMPANY

[Shego @shegomad]

@lilrollaway cait told you so

[Shego @shegomad]

not only are they incredibly talented but these women at the wnba draft look fucking amazing rn

[Shego @shegomad]

@propanexchange if my manager would allow it i totally would

[Shego @shegomad]

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TIP $9 ON A $260 TAB! THATS LESS THAN 5%. THERES 11 OF YOU!!! I SHOULD CALL YOU BROKE TO YOUR FACE.