When I go to Thai Kitchen, I order “shrimp fried rice “ and when handed the plate I always say “so you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?” and she never laughs. But that’s SHOW BIZ BABY!!!
Hate when guys are like “ew she parties and drinks I can’t settle down with her” what the fuck are we supposed to do? Sit at home with our thumbs up our ass waitin for a man to come along? Nah, imma go hang with my friends and enjoy my life