Troglodyte

[Carter 🦍 @H11mGuy]

Still one of the funniest things anyone’s ever said on a talk show

[marc @feelingsplain]

Got your laptop out at the airport bar have you? Sending a little email or two eh? I bet you must be very important back home. Colour me impressed buddy

[WIR SUCHEN DICH @oldfashiondiner]

It’s cup city over here

[Spooky Paito🎃✨️🇧🇷 @PaitoXD_]

Top 10 gifs ever made

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

It’s got two settings, Antarctica & Bahamas.
Engine gone rattle like a ‘97 Civic but it ain’t gone fail you. Can’t even hear the TV when it’s on.

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

rich people pretending to be poor will always piss me off

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

We haven’t seen a white boy go on a run like this in years

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

The first 3 dedicated niggas:

[Lori Love @thereallorilove]

Propaganda vs. Reality

[ً @nxwtxnk]

the mossad tomorrow

[elle (demon slayer arc) 🦥 @fairlyoddfairy]

us born between 98-02 deserve a damn do over

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

Cleared my scheduled to do this tomorrow

[7n6 Respecter @Gorkaholik]

🚨BREAKING: Fort Knox gold audit reveals 3 Nephilim are missing from containment

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

got banned from jersey mike’s for audibly moaning while they drenched my sandwich in oil and vinegar

[tay @hairball1952]

you will never be him

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[ray @thegrumweld]

guy on twitter: this is so out of touch. this is worse than anything anybody has ever done and seth macfarlane is a terrible person for making this

firefighter looking at the dog drawing his wife sent him: cool thanks brian

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

christian kid i work with just said "type stuff"