chole

all I talk about is s*x, co-workers, movies and Catholicism idk

[chole @sheherhole]

I made meme based on something my mom said the other day:

[chole @sheherhole]

the most romantic thing to happen lately is seeing a lady infront of me with KODAK BLACK tattooed on her neck.. my ex situationship would’ve LOVED this!!

[chole @sheherhole]

you know you’re shit is fucked when the serenity prayer starts slapping

[chole @sheherhole]

Life is feeling too heavy lately…. Gotta get back on my Al Pacino grind aka watching a lil bit of his movies everyday to heal da pain

[chole @sheherhole]

Thinking about when I asked my doc to be tested for epilepsy and she said “we don’t test. It’ll just happen then we’ll know” like??? Guess I’ll just piss myself at the next rave and find out

[chole @sheherhole]

@ecigsforlegs precisely why I tear up my journal pages with the more ~saucy~ stuff!!!! #nevergetgot

[chole @sheherhole]

I know I’m fucked up at a party when I start bringing in specific details to conversation about the Epstein files

[Anubis @eduantao]

A vida quando você aceita que não pertence a lugar nenhum

[anna 🌟 @signsofsonder]

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

[chole @sheherhole]

Quite literally needs to be read once a month!!

[Gurpriya @GurpriyaSidhu]

Joan Didion's essay on self-respect should not only be a mandatory read for women but should be read at least once every year with extreme attention.

[chole @sheherhole]

Something about an office worker crashing out while Sean Paul is playing is so funny to me

[Andreas Xirtus 📐 @andreasxirtus]

The Unabomber’s cabin in FBI storage is the most David Lynch thing I’ve ever seen irl.

[chole @sheherhole]

*clenching fist in agony* I forgot to add half the juice of a single lemon!!!

[chole @sheherhole]

“yeah, dude.. I have SO much on my mind” ** constantly thinking about the shrimp who takes care of his sisters kid in Shark Tale**

[chole @sheherhole]

My life path # is 11 and it’s tattooed on my hand to remind myself that I can be a “great failure” or a “great success” but the gag of it all is that you can be both

[chole @sheherhole]

dude, forget about your shower thoughts! Tell me about your sauna thoughts 💭

[chole @sheherhole]

Whenever I have to call FedEx and they beg you to do the survey I imagine both a gun and cattle prod is being put to them when I don’t do it…. Free the workers!!!

[chole @sheherhole]

@ecigsforlegs almost happened to me so must be true 🤷‍♀️

[chole @sheherhole]

@ecigsforlegs LMAOOO ATOP STOP SO GOOD

[chole @sheherhole]

Just asked my manager “you ever listen to that album douda by Yeezy?” fuck a fake fan, I guess!