shehzad mansuri

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

@BeingSalmanKhan
Plzzzz send us a link plzzzzz

[Mark Boucher @markb46]

Go to http://t.co/oMPpV132 and learn more about the campaign and what I'm trying 2 achieve with SAB.Follow us on @RhinosInHand .Thnx guys!

[Vernon Philander @VDP_24]

Eid Mubarak to all my muslim friends and supporters. Have a great day. Enjoy

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Come on

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

A Line By a Mechanic:
''I can't Repair Ur Horn So I Made Ur Brakes Stronger''
EvEry PrOblEm Has AnothEr SolUtion
Goooood
Niiiiiiight :):)

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

luv the person who luv u
& luv the person who dont luv u
Bcoz they may luv u when
they come to know that u luv them :-)

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Monu- Neha Ne Mujhse Shaadi Nahin Ki
Sonu- Tumne Usko Bataya Ki Mera Chacha Crorepati Hai
Monu- Ha
Sonu- Fir?
Monu- Ab Woh Meri Chachi Hai.

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Agar"DiL"Ka
Naam
"ANDA"hota tO FiLms K Naam Ku6 Aise Hote

=HuM ANDA De Chuke Sanam*

=Hmara ANDA Apke Pas hE*

=Hm Apke ANDEy mE Rehte hE*

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Good night frndzzzzzz

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Exams Should Be Given On Either Facebook Or On Mobile Instead Of Sheets,
bcoz,
Today's Students Have More Typing Speed
Than Writing Speed

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Falling In Love Is Like Jumping Off A Building.
Your Brain Says
Don't Do It! You Will Die!
.

.
But Your Heart Says
Don’t Worry, I Can Fly !

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

I do not have any thing in my mind

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

2 person u need in ur life - A cute person who promises not to break ur heart
&
a best Friend, who kicks that person
If he breaks ur heart

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Funny Line for advice. . !
I Always Learn
From The Mistake Of Others
.
.
.
.
Who Take My Advice:)

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Hoops morninggggg friendzzz
May god bless this day
Yours best day
In your life:):)

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

2 Ladies Fighting For A Seat In Bus
.
.
Conductr: Who Is More Aged Should Sit Here
.
.
Both Looked At Each Other
.
& The Seat Remained Empty

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Good morning(' _')
To all. <[ : ]>
Have a nice _/ \_
And
Successful day
today

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Sir: Qutub minar kaha hai
Boy: Pata nhi
Sir: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo
Boy: Shyam Lal kaun hai
Sir: Pata nahi
Boy:Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

U have only 2 options in life.
1. ACCEPT
2. CHANGE
Try to accept what you can’t change.
&
Try to Change what you can’t accept.
“GOOD NIGHT"

[shehzad mansuri @shehzas]

Boy : i love u .
Girl : i hate u .
Boy :u sure ?
Girl :am sure .
Boy :waiter ,bill for me alone......
Girl : hey... hey...
I LOVE YOU ! ! !