Gordon Mascarenhas

[Gordon Mascarenhas @sheikhgordon]

@IanSZNian Jean Pierre Papin

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Remember the day @deesnider stuck it to the pro censorship chodes!

[Spotify Status @SpotifyStatus]

Something’s not quite right, and we’re looking into it. Thanks for your reports!

[Al Bernstein @AlBernstein]

Excited for a terrific lightweight fight. Anyone who likes boxing should like this match.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

5 days ago. 🔮👃

[sara cox💙 @sarajcox]

This is so good

[Gordon Mascarenhas @sheikhgordon]

@MannieGFresh This one was as bad or probably even worse than when Izzy fought yoel romero

[Gordon Mascarenhas @sheikhgordon]

@MannieGFresh I sincerely believe that this L was a direct consequence of you jinxing them with your tweet.

[plutonian-Solarian 🔮🌑✨🇯🇲 @NickiPlayhouse_]

How they saying he’s being detained because he is not dressed for the weather what because sun ah shine … ‘we don’t want your coat we want to know why your wearing one’ 😕😕😕😕

[Robert Peston @Peston]

Buried on page 199 of the Department of Health and Social Care’s annual report published yesterday is the shocking disclosure that it has incurred £8.7bn of losses - £8.7bn ! - on £12.1bn of PPE bought in 2020/21. Think about how that money could have been…

[MMA History Today @MMAHistoryToday]

This man has been asking for a fight for months now.

He’s ready to go and ready to scrap.

[Jim Waterson @jimwaterson]

"While employed by Downing Street, I was sent to the Co-op on the Strand to fill a suitcase with bottles of wine for a lockdown-busting party held at Number 10 in honour of the future deputy editor of the Sun."

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Just to be clear I thought this was a work meeting, but I guess I can see how it looks

[Ken Lowery @kenlowery]

"They were always making money, but not enough for an investor" is the skeleton key for the hollowing out of so much cultural landscape, not the internet or millennials or w/e. Retail stores, newspapers, radio, all of it - not profitable quickly enough for short-term gamblers

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Uhhhh

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day (again) is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): a follower of the political wind; one whose actions are guided entirely by the whims and desires of their boss.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

In case you ever wondered just HOW STEEP the track is inside the velodrome 🤯😳🤢

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I think this, from the New Yorker, might be closer to reporting than satire.

[Mark Lamarr @lamarr_mark]

I'm sure I've posted this before but can't find it. I saw this as it went out, totally breathtaking.
https://t.co/ct0wK7iWIR

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