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side to rant about oot zelda

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

@x_cmetrydrive_x i can't speak for vivian but sheik would definitely come off as annoying because his ass is Not helping. he'd just be glaring at vivian with that judgmental stare of his when he's actually sooooo scared he can't move. a little excited maybe. but mostly feeling impending doom

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

if you try to unmask sheik you'll find out he's wearing at least 3 other layered face masks under his scarf. you can never be too sure

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

not really kisses friendly. "can I take this off?" ummmm. no not really

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

honestly I hope it stays this way until release day but also the moment impa mentions that the princess is somewhere safe this is how I'll be moving

[Luz / Shads⁷ ☆ @Luzlovessgeli]

Honestly, I find it funny that nintendo treats oot adult Zelda as a spoiler

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

@Luzlovessgeli attacking zelda with her own lullaby so she's forced to take deep breaths ⬅️⬆️➡️⬅️⬆️➡️

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

as she grows up zelda's breasts get more noticeable under her clothes and that causes her to have a panic attack over the possibility of ganondorf's minions catching up with her identity because of this stupid body of hers. sometimes she wishes to physically tear [zelda] apart.

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

@x_cmetrydrive_x you CAN'T silence me

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

@x_cmetrydrive_x she has to hold it together until link comes back it's fineeee. it's fine. she's fine. koume and kotake will look at him 5 seconds longer than necessary and he'll feel extremely nauseous

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

every time zelda can look less like herself and more like sheik he can breathe slightly better, but that surely doesn't mean anything remember your mission sheikah boy

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

impa is there to reassure her, humming her lullaby (more like a whisper as they can't afford slip ups) while stroking her hair and waiting for her to calm down. she then teaches her how to carefully bind her chest, assuring her how their mission is not compromised because of her

[The Handyman @CherryTerry_]

Im. Trying

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

@x_cmetrydrive_x reenacting the bongo bongo well scene real quick sheik come here

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

my sheiks get progressively worse

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

@x_cmetrydrive_x hi!!!!!!

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

@FuturesLament [crawling through the desert desperate for water] more sheiks... please...

[vanni | 13 ♡ ‧₊˚ ⋅ @sapphiczelda_]

two weeks. 14 days. it’s so close

[딘에 @DIDI_en_ilu]

제가 지금 젤다를 향한 키스만 300번째입니다

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

ganondorf when asked about the sheikah boy working for him

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

i loooove how in the remake sheik looks more like a disguise and less like a transformation. it also makes the implication of ganondorf not discovering his true identity in 7 years much funnier

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

he's skipping every potions tutorial koume and kotake put on his timeline

[🪉. @sheiksharp]

#zelda