David Sheinberg

[David Sheinberg @sheinb]

Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere. http://t.co/b0MFKVsc6g

[David Sheinberg @sheinb]

http://t.co/DMovJCG1py Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[David Sheinberg @sheinb]

http://t.co/6GTv97Xw Instead of "single" as a marital status, it should read "independently owned and operated”

[David Sheinberg @sheinb]

http://t.co/rpDUpmFX Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with "This girl I know.."

[David Sheinberg @sheinb]

http://t.co/s94JzMAE I can already hear the birds judging me for sleeping till noon tomorrow.