Brenda

A beautiful sequence of lessons, teachable moments, plot twists, puns, and moments of enlightenment strung together. hate speech +bullying =🚫

[Brenda @sheis_b]

My love language this year is reciprocation: I cannot give you what you don’t give me.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

So if gay people have a gaydar. Do neurodivergent people have a suspectrum?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Day 11,009 of posting the hand flex scene from Pride & Prejudice to cleanse the timeline.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

there are 40 grams of protein in listening to women

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[Chi Urbanist @chi_urbanist]

The A in LGBTQIA stands for Andersonville

[Cows @omfgcows]

I would die for my country Chicago.

[Brenda @sheis_b]

It’s pronounced Jewels. Not jewel. And their chicken is delicious.

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

Its close enough, welcome back Kurama

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

THE BOY RLY ONLY GOT THREE FLOWS? 😭😂

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

FUCK IT IMA RUN FOR PRESIDENT THIS MF DOIN SHIT JUST TO DO IT

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Keep Chicago out of your mouth.

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

Chicago summer literally is that good

[°⊱☾⊰° @torivandelle]

i would die for my country Chicago

[Chicago History ™️ @Chicago_History]

Map to help New Yorkers interpret Chicago.

#ChicagoHistory ☑️

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

@WhiteHouse MAN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE GAS COST THE BLOOD OF MY FIRSTBORN YOU EATING XI’S PING ALL CRAZY ON MAIN AND WHY IS EVERYTHING $7 MORE THAN IT WAS LAST MONTH?

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

THANKS FOR HAVING US @nprmusic!!!
#TinyDesk out now: https://t.co/WQQCYlHInv

[Brenda @sheis_b]

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[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette