Ching Chong

I try to laugh at least five times a day but it's not that easy because you don't get people falling down in front of you all the time.

[Ching Chong @sheisplanet]

My annual tradition of utilising office resources to bombard the campus and my coworkers' monitors with a friendly reminder from our favourite ramen.

[Ching Chong @sheisplanet]

What you do to get out from adifficult situation? — Punch it in the face, laugh and run away into the sunset.

Okay, seriously? I like to approach problems by removing emotional filters, because I believe that they can impair judgement. I'm also risk-ad… https://t.co/HlnrItlJUm

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R u brave enough to do what your heart says ?? — I don't have a heart. https://t.co/SJETsxPYgI

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@abeegayleTM This makes my quality of life 100%

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A girl in Sec 3 borrowed my copy of HP&PoA and returned it with food stains. This is why I have trust issues. https://t.co/Kk8YJvnfVm

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This is why I switched to e-books years ago - got tired of hiding the bodies. #neverforget

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This is why I switched to e-books years ago - got tired of hiding the bodies. #neverforget

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How do you get someone out of your heart? — By getting your heart out. And throwing it away. It's more hassle than it's worth, anyway. https://t.co/HDsBsyAVr3

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How old are you? Is your age matter???? or its just only a number??? — I'm ankle deep in the dirty thirties, but age doesn't matter so long as I keep getting offered student discounts... https://t.co/IqTlfeWpOA

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anyone posted to ITE CC Business Services for April intake? — Bro do I look like Answer Jesus to you https://t.co/JVQo1zEGnB

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How to love someone ? — You start by loving yourself first.
That doesn't mean indulging in luxury vacations and manicures with mimosas etc. It means having the self discipline and verve to take care of your physical and mental needs, as well as get your … https://t.co/70KBdbRUx6

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At what age did you kissed first ? — When I was 9, my friends got me to play soccer with them. My role was that of the goal keeper. One of the larger boys launched a particularly vicious kick that would have made Messi wet his pants, but I managed to cat… https://t.co/mEYFVAfQLn

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Have you met anyone as weird as yourself? 🤣 — How rude. I am not weird, I'm actually a really nice girl who just wants to live a quiet life of servitude. :-) https://t.co/u27XBgoVqc

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@davethedava Indeed it is. And this is where copycat scriptwriters need to rot. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200 #actualB99set

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This is why I'm training my 'Inside Voice'.

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Accurate https://t.co/u0w87g6s9X

[3.5g radioactive zabubu @ewitsbre]

matching icons for you and your bff

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#GoodbyeHolidays
#BacktoSchool :(

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hey ms chong do you have a dying wish/bucket list — I don't intend on dying. https://t.co/vN7i5obp9O

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PSA:Dear students, PLS STOP DOING THIS in your CVs. Idk who taught/approved this nonsense but it's not effective nor communicates anything.

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Whatever happens, #APR4ever.
(Also, every day is Xmas day in the cloud room.)

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All the best for your exams, kids. I've been there too, and honestly you're always going to look back at those days and laugh anyway.