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insane and sexy no in between

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

please wear the deodorant with the chemicals in it

[remx @biigrem]

They on tv talking about some turn your ACs off for a little while so we don’t black out.. turn off Times Square first bitch..

[mousie @mousiechu]

“gun to ur head wyd” begging you to shoot me

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

[🫶🏼🇦🇬🇯🇲 @Bigheavy___]

Went to JcPenny to get my baby his 1 month photos, TikTok had me thinking it’s $40. Bitch that shit was $300 American dollars.

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

i get high & send everybody tiktoks idc & im in the comments too 😂😂😂

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“I don’t wish this on my worst enemy” Ok well I Do

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢𝚗𝚒𝚛𝚊 @muniiverse_]

looks like im gonna be fat for half the summer

[⊹₊⟡⋆222 ⊹₊⟡⋆ @sheisthatdiva]

@Forte4r unfortunately cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. i had it really bad and finally cut cold turkey after smoking heavily for 5 years. i couldn’t take going to the hospital anymore for being insanely sick

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Never been hurt by being flipped off, but a genuine thumbs down, jesus christ

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t function if the toe seam on my sock is in the wrong place

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i’m actually a very self aware person i just like to do stuff for the plot sometimes

[Tater Magoo-ish @PlantRobinson]

On the 12th assassination attempt, you get a free kids' meal from McDonald's!

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

so that was a cop

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“The stock market is crashing.” Bro, idgaf. People, animals, and entire ecosystems are dying.