Michelle Young

Geordie nerd. Crazy cat lady. Couch potato.

[Michelle Young @shel_young]

Almost had matching socks on today! Almost ;)

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

He’s saving up to get the other sleeve done.

[Richard Cobb @therichardcobb]

If Green Day were Scottish

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Campaigning enthusiastically for the party promising to get tough on sickness and disability benefits.

On a mobility scooter.

Sometimes satire simply takes the afternoon off.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

There are not enough baby goats on this app

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: Doug Ford just unveiled a massive sign reading “Lake Ontario Now and Always” on the shoreline of Lake Ontario.

Trump would hate it if this went viral.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia

My cat: mother this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[Guillermo Mónaco @GuimonacoOk]

Presentación del equipo para las Olimpiadas Felinas en la categoría Siesta Sincronizada

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

Not gonna lie Big Bird I'm at my fucking limit

[mike @mikes0587]

Ive found out that you can prevent chocolate digestives from going stale by eating the packet in one go. This also works for other types of biscuits too.

[Michelle Young @shel_young]

@TheRealJamieKay

[Simon Binns @simonbinns]

Another reminder of being old. Server at the cafe I’m in gave me a bent spoon.

‘Looks like Uri Geller’s been at your cutlery.’

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

[ThePapaManDave @ThePapaManDave]

🐑

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

WHAT IS A HYDRONYM?

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

I'd rather see Andy Burnham playing the guitar, than Liz Truss adding £400 to my mortgage payments, Sunak asking a Tramp if he works in The City, or Boris holding drunken orgies while the country is locked down

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Hurricane Dolly taking out Mar-a-Lago would convert me from being an atheist into the most devout and sanctified believer

[Kai @kai_h]

I'm "record a tape off the radio and hope they don't speak over the end of the song" old.

[Covie @covie_93]

-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911]

WE FLY WHERE THE FUCK WE WANT!!!

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

My daughter asked me what games I played on the tablet when I was a kid, and I told her I used to yell into a fan to sound like a robot.