Shelby Dokupil✨

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The #Reds today added to the 40-man roster RHP Tejay Antone, RHP Ryan Hendrix, RHP Tony Santillan and C Tyler Stephenson. The 40-man roster is now at 39.

[Tariq Rauf @tariqrauf]

I want to be in the meeting where this idea was proposed

[Dylan Ligori @dligori13]

We don’t deserve him.

[Wajed🍉 @peaceforsoulss]

idk what the cat is going through but same

[Old Row Texas A&M @OldRowAggies]

All week: Don’t let yourself believe we can do it, it will only break your heart

Friday: Fuck it we’re beating Clemson

[Emily Wedemeyer @emilynwed]

The flight attendant really made this flight full of Aggies sing the war hymn before taking off to #BTHOClemson

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

This is why I’ll never leave twitter

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Every Game of Thrones fan when Arya took out the Night King #GameOfThrones

[King Hydrographics @KHydrographics]

🌌🌠 just needs clear to really bring it out!

[Shelby Dokupil✨ @shelb936]

@hunterraver @ToturntTina

[Colton Ray @ColtonAustin28]

On stage:

Johnny Cash: “Hello, I’m Johnny Cash”

@ParkerMcCollum : “My names Parker McCollum, I’m from Austin Texas”

@KoeWetzel: “I wrote this next song with my Penis, naked in a Wendy’s parking lot”

[Shelby Dokupil✨ @shelb936]

Someone come get their grandma. She’s riding her wheelchair down the middle of the freeway in Philadelphia.

[Shelby Dokupil✨ @shelb936]

Let me just share something. In the last 5 weeks I have seen Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Rhode Island, Connecticut, NY, NJ, Massachusetts and New Hamp. And you know what? God Bless Texas. That is all.

[Brandon Chapman @brandonchappy14]

High school parties on movies are so fake. Like who really had a party in a mansion or at a big fancy pool with everyone dancing? Every party I went to was either a bonfire in Timmy's field or a throw down in Bobby's shop.

[jodie @jodieegrace]

ladies what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a boy’s bathroom? allow me to start

[Josh Broyles @JoshBroyles27]

If the Grinch's heart can grow 3 sizes in 1 day I'm pretty sure my professor can raise my C to an A

[Clayton Gardner @ClaytonGardner]

A&M gave us an education to not say dumb shit like this.