Shelby

"Mrs. Ruiner of the Lives" (aka Mom, with zero effs to give)

[Shelby @shelbdz]

@Lynetterice My first thought when I saw this pic was that is appears they finally upped the wig budget.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

Just finished watching "Abducted..." @GalvinSeriously. I think I said " ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?" out loud at least 12 times.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

Made a reservation over a month ago on @OpenTable. Arrived on time to @macaronigrill and was told @opentable double booked everything and we will have to wait more than an hour. How the hell does this happen????

[Shelby @shelbdz]

Made a reservation for this evening on @OpenTable over a month ago. Arrived at Macaroni Grill on time only to be told that opentable double booked everything, and we have to wait at least an hour. How the hell is this possible????

[Shelby @shelbdz]

.@siriusxm app is down. 😕

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Trump has DEMONIZED Clinton, Soros, Obama and CNN.

This week all of them received BOMBS in the mail.

This isn't that hard.

The President is encouraging TERRORISM.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

I enjoy @panerabread food, but the app is terrible. Glitchy, tracking via app or text for delivery is NEVER current. C'mon Panera, you should be able to do way better than this in the current delivery environment.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

.@hmnow Will all of the new Christmas movies coming soon to the Hallmark channels also be made available on Hallmark Movies Now?

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

“President Trump nixed issuing a statement that praised the heroism and life of Sen. John McCain, telling senior aides he preferred to issue a tweet before posting one Saturday night that did not include any kind words for the late Arizona Republican.”

[Shelby @shelbdz]

.@hcpsschoolbus I'm trying to understand why homes a dozen houses down my street to the left of me, and a dozen houses down to the right, get elem bussing but mine does not.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

.@HillsboroughSch When are the new bus schedules coming out? This info is critical to parents planning before/after care, work schedules, etc since you chose to significantly alter bell schedules.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

The players will have another option: the new AAF. @MrMikeCalta

[Shelby @shelbdz]

@cristinapalumbo if you feel like you're on display in that studio, you should try imitating the behavior of various animals anytime somebody walks by. Do your best monkey, lion, elephant... Could be very entertaining for you.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

.@drewontheradio NXIVM = "nexium"

[Shelby @shelbdz]

.@VZWSupport Texting is also out.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

.@VZWSupport Our phone service is down. We are in 33558.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

I'm tired of schools using boys as a scapegoat. If a boy is unable to control his behavior, then HE needs to be sent home. I teach my boys about personal responsibility. @DrewOnTheRadio

[Shelby @shelbdz]

.@TheJohnSenning Boys are uncontrollable??? Are you effing kidding me??? My boys are responsible for their own behaviors no matter what is occurring around them. They better have some self control, regardless of anyone's appearance.

[Shelby @shelbdz]

Ok @hallmarkchannel...I do love your sweet romantic movies. But 1) no.more.princes. 2) MORE diversity please 3) can we get a bit more than a single chaste kiss at the end? On a scale of 0-50 Shades you can take it above Disney Channel level. TY