shellbee

Swag Princess 🕸️ 🪽

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

Can the plug hurry up so I can finish my crying session

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

Even at my lois I’m still a family guy

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

@alex_r941 Tweeting this from the back of Hardee’s btw

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

@alex_r941 Uh yeah I do

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

Yeah I only wear organic pads and use clear detergent but bitch pass the joint and the henny

[amazingphil uncle pussy @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Watching porn will turn you into a pedofile

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Stop watching porn and be a real man

[madgwop @gl0inn]

Niggas on depop think you live in a post office

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

What’s the science behind feeling worthless when you’re broke, but as soon as that paycheck hit, I’m back on my pimp shit

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

People who work at towing companies have no soul

[໊ @buffys]

happy 4th

[Modern Rome in Freefall 🇵🇸 @ljmontello]

A reminder that if you watch porn, you're watching rape & there is absolutely no way you can tell which performer are being trafficked, coerced or whose "consent" is under duress.

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

$23 smoothie uv 9 sitting poolside with my weed pen

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

This pussy so good I turned that boy into a Man

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

I’m motoring an operating vehicle

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

Fakemink Lizzy grant summer

[shellbee @shelbeebs]

Can you stroke my overworked liver pls