Shelby Hocter

further up and further in!

[Ryan Mecum @MecumHaiku]

Happy Midnights to all who celebrate!

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Loving this Kate Bush interview.

[Shelby Hocter @shelbhoc]

@handelune @briiinichol good soup

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

In some cultures “mooning” means giving a MoonPie to a friend or loved one so go out there and moon everyone you freakin can alright

[Turner @thocter]

This man is going to the Super Bowl

[Flavortown @flavortown]

The absolute greatest to ever do it and a guy who retired today

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I think it's time for Shania Twain to release a song full of things that DO impress her (much). Canals, being willing to cry in public, how strong ants are for their size, speed-reading. Whatever it is, it's time we knew.

[Shelby Hocter @shelbhoc]

@zoiekai it stays open for me thank you

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

characters from twilight as elmo - a thread:

[Shelby Hocter @shelbhoc]

people are broken and messy and turds. they fail us time and time again. and we need them anyway.

[Shelby Hocter @shelbhoc]

why write a paper when I can watch unhinged Elmo videos

[pete @shipmanism]

this is my favorite Elmo clip actually I think

[hannah is ‘eepy 💤 @HannahBo_Bannah]

the unfortunate thing is,
I will never relate to Taylor‘s lyric in All Too Well (10 minute version) that says, “and I was never good at telling jokes”
because I am…very funny. xoxo.

[Shelby Hocter @shelbhoc]

@mnwagner3 I recently saw him in a hotels .com commercial and I was like
“🥺 chad 🥺 what are you doing here 🥺🥺”

[invader zim @f8the]

a lot of y’all don’t be turning y’all swag on n lookin in the mirror to say wassup n then wonder why u havin a bad day

[Abbey Perkins @_abbeyonce]

Do ya ever just

[Shelby Hocter @shelbhoc]

@betsyladwig Well…..what is your go to??

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer