Shelbi Buettner

[Shelbi Buettner @shelbibuettner]

I needed to share this DoorDash message we just got with everyone😅

[Shelbi Buettner @shelbibuettner]

Fall is literally just seeing how many apple cider donuts and Reese’s cups I can eat in one sitting

[Shelbi Buettner @shelbibuettner]

Talking about my college experience makes me miss the phi delts like no other. Ugah I love and miss you all❤️

[Shelbi Buettner @shelbibuettner]

When 🙃 has moved up into your top 3 emojis you know you’re having one hell of a week. Happy hump day folks!

[Shelbi Buettner @shelbibuettner]

I just found out it’s almost “spider season” in Washington... like wtf

[Iris McAlpin @irismcalpin]

Hot take: if you’re resting but you’re guilting or shaming yourself for not being productive the whole time, that’s not actually rest. If you find that you’re chronically tired, this could be why.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Vancouver: $5,000 to anyone who returns this bear to Mara. Zero questions asked. I think we all need this bear to come home.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

U.S.: If only there were some way to beat coronavirus, but no one knows

Every country that's beaten COVID: We listened to scientists and paid people to stay home.

U.S.: We'll just never know

[Shelbi Buettner @shelbibuettner]

I’m happy to let you all know that formal Shelbi is well and jumped a six foot fence tonight. Happy 4th of July!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Our presidential candidates are 74 and 77. Our Senate Majority Leader is 78. Our House Speaker is 80. The average age of our Senate is 62. The average age of our House is 57.

...And the average age of every living American is 37.

We can’t pretend this isn’t part of the problem.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Sometimes I wish we knew what happened in Germany in the 1940's but they tore down all the statues so it is impossible.

[Shelbi Buettner @shelbibuettner]

My Midwest skin was not prepared for this west coast sun #burnt

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As millions of people across the country take to the streets and raise their voices in response to the killing of George Floyd and the ongoing problem of unequal justice, I’ve heard many ask how we can sustain momentum to bring about real change.

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

saw a quote that said ‘if we all ate the same and exercised the same we would still all have different bodies’ & I literally think that’s something you need to keep reminding urself