Shel Shillverstein

gay & moody — ♑️ , slc

[Shel Shillverstein @shelbiejude]

@elliepeek My heart

[Shel Shillverstein @shelbiejude]

@xtrujello Oh YES

[Shel Shillverstein @shelbiejude]

@malloryoung Im OBsessed

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

i can’t stop liking and unliking this 😂 (living)

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

[Shel Shillverstein @shelbiejude]

@JordanPruhs The Last Mohican

[Professional Beard @ntrusvthghts]

The moment you say “female” I’m done listening

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

WAP stands for:
What
A shame the
Poor groom’s bride is a whore

[Zach 🇺🇸 @ZachD96]

Mentally I am here

[✮ @cavehag]

something in the world shifted permanently 2 years ago today

[hole model @sammylechugas]

White people love saying mi casa es tu casa

[P @parisCo_]

Yes I’m beautiful and handsome, it’s called power

[Shel Shillverstein @shelbiejude]

@milliethelion 👀 You got me thinkin

[Shel Shillverstein @shelbiejude]

How bout an onlyfans for lesbians called onlyhands

[Shel Shillverstein @shelbiejude]

@dougiec0n @QuinnJohnsonBro You understand my vision 🥺

[Shel Shillverstein @shelbiejude]

@dougiec0n @QuinnJohnsonBro Only if they are blurry and I’m in a furry suit

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

i like my women how i like my chips: hot enough to kill me

[Shel Shillverstein @shelbiejude]

@QuinnJohnsonBro picklejarsbeingopenedonly