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if its hangin im yankin

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hot bitches spend 30 minutes every morning coughing up phlegm

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damn, it really has been 11 months since my last tweet LOL!! i might come back i dunno maybe

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just finished my 7th roll of TP today 😜 #NewRecord #ChristeningTheNewApartment

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mark sinclair gets beat up for his lunch money

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just found out vin diesel’s real name is mark sinclair……….

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mark sinclair is the name of the man that wears tinted moisturizer

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mark sinclair calls his dad “papa” for sure

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mark sinclair is the name of a man who drives a prius

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mark sinclair is the name of a man who stands just over 5’

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ringing in year 27 folding laundry

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@widdy_irl 🙂‍↕️

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brb applying for the army ( u think im joking! )

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when that b** w the long brown hair w the bow and big sunglasses w the white frame and the black hoodie and fuzzy boots and red guitar invites my clubpenguin bf to her igloo party @ her igloo w a yard and u catch them sending hearts on the couches that r set up to look like a bed

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but we all gotta do what it takes to get by

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kinda getting sick of getting drunk and going to menards by myself

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i know NOTHING about ANYTHING and i like it like that

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loving this new lip gloss i got called actually blood from constantly gnawing on my lips due to the extreme stress and anxiety that comes with being an adult

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tyga was really speaking for the people with Rack City