Shelby Jordan

as long as I'm with you, my heart continues to beat

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

His noodle is al dente for the booty.

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

My life is a lot like toilet paper, I'm either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

@ratherbrunnin I miss you too momma 💋

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

"He's wearing a cup"
"Well honey, his cup runneth over"
God I love Samantha #sexinthecity

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

It's been a dreary rainy couple of days here in Raleigh ☔️

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

Working at my grandaddy's HVAC company is the best job I've ever had. I absolutely love it here. And I love the people I work with.

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

I can't, and won't be held responsible for anything I do or say on Fridays 💃

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

What I would imagine a dying elephant trumpeting would sound like, is what I am hearing from the duct shop.
ALL MORNING. 🐘😫🙉 #makeitstop

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

Appointment at Cameron Spa&Nails after work. Can't wait til it's five so I can boot, scoot and boogie 💋

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

I dare you, to be nice for a change.

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

she could kill with those looks,
fatal attraction 💀💀💀💋

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

Going to lunch with my cute grandparents 💜
I love them. And I love delicious food.

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

Being at our beach house is so absolutely relaxing. I am so grateful to have times like these 🌞

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

I still cannot believe I have gone this long without getting my nails done. Even my doctor noticed last week. 💁💅💕

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

God I love weekends. Long weekends. Especially long weekends at the beach.

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

I think....I think, I might be having a bad day.

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

If you would like to sing at work, by all means, knock yourself out,
but this, humming/mumbling thing you've got going on has got to stop.

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

Leaving for Myrtle Beach in an hour.
Hallelujah 🙏

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

You're supposed to be the head of human resources yet you have no idea how to treat humans, you are pointless to me. 👋

[Shelby Jordan @shelbsring]

Don't walk around all high and mighty, actin like your shit don't stink.