Shelby Stephens

how many bio's have I written and erased?

[Shelby Stephens @shelbstephens_]

Found @johnkrasinski at the LEGO store

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The most underrated part of being a parent is showing your kids old nostalgic movies with no guilt of loving it just as much as them. I’m talking all the Mary Kate and Ashley throwbacks

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People at #costco stocking up on TP like they’re about to lock themselves in their bunker for 20 yrs

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You know you’re hooked when you start stalking ig looking for wedding rings #loveisblind

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Still trying to find that balance between staying up all night and sleeping 23 hours a day

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All the qualities Jessica thinks are “red flags” are totally normal healthy qualities. She’s driving me crazy. #LoveisBlind

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Finally watched the @LoveIsland finale and let me tell you.. it was a real nail biter

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Always wash your face BEFORE watching IT.

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1/8th of motherhood is peeling the skin off of apples with your teeth...

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Update: Gabourey Sidibe. Watch, I’ll forget in the next 4 minutes.

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Been repeating Gaborney Siddoway and Gaborey Sidoney in my mind since I woke up. Why? Can’t bring myself to google her real name, gotta let my mind solve this riddle.

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@CarrisaAnn07 Hahahaha

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Nothing with provoke more inner- "what have I accomplished" -panic than hearing that Michelangelo did the David when he was 26

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@Sam4nd @Walgreens Mpix is the best quality and cheap

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@Sam4nd Noah looking like a tiny GQ model😍

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@jennikarae Oh nooooo! Worst