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[shelby @shelbswolfe]

@shegotlobello Omg 😂😂😂 I’m sitting and this guy was probably like what the fuck is she laughing at

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

The replies.. I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😭

[Rogue Dad, M.D. @RogueDadMD]

Hey #medtwitter — what’s the grossest thing that’s ever happened to you at work? While draining an abscess in the ER I once had pus shoot into my eye & onto my contact lens. No, I wasn’t wearing eye protection. I rinsed & finished my shift. Thankfully my eyeball didn’t rot out

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

I ran out to my car for a second and when I came back my child had locked me out and when I knocked she said “what’s the password?!” and this went on for like 5 min are u serious

[Erica Smith @erica_smith12]

Me working nights on the weekends

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

@brooklyneschu My child doesn’t ask for her dad so I’m not hurting her. I keep her from you guys because you’re all rude as fuck and I don’t want her growing up to be like any of you.

[Emily @Ilikekitties_]

@brooklyneschu @shelbswolfe How embarrassing you don’t even know the time your child was born. Yikes.

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

@brooklyneschu @Ilikekitties_ You literally shared with all of your Twitter friends how big of an idiot he is too by quoting it. Lmao

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

@brooklyneschu Interesting.

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

@brooklyneschu I thought it was hilarious. So did everyone else. I saw your post on fb btw, @ me next time. Love how you think you know how fucking easy it is, you don’t even have a kid so you have no idea what it’s like.

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

Mine did this 😂😂😂

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

I have an A+ in all my classes right now hahaha soaking it up while it lasts for the next couple days

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

@iChelynaGaskin Thank you 😅 happy Mother’s Day to you! 💕

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

Omg I was wondering why my fridge smelled weird... my child turned it off so everything rotted 🙃

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

It’s nurses week which means food days everyday at work so basically I’m going to gain 10 pounds

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

When you work with your cousin and you’re both fat af 😂

[shelby @shelbswolfe]

I finished my semester today and Audrey had school so I had the day to myself and went and got my hair and nails done and spoiled the fuck out of myself because this momma deserves it 💅🏼

[Chase Hartman @c_hartman2]

Girls that go to college, work a job, or do both while juggling everything else they have going on in their life like family & friends are the ones you want. It’s so attractive when a girl has a good head on their shoulders & mindset for the future

[Eren Yeager did nothing wrong @occlucid]

literally every single exam since I’ve been in the nursing program: