shelbee 🐝

im 5 ft sum & im royalty✨

[shelbee 🐝 @shelbyofspace]

@mtrench at #spf80s was unreal

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

I don't mean to talk behind the moon's back but it just doesn't seem trustworthy to me.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

i’m giving away a brand new not high hoodie! specifically this super soft maroon one (L) that i’m holding here. just retweet and follow and i’ll pick a winner tomorrow who will never have to experience public high anxiety again

[JOJI @sushitrash]

The environment is dying

[Maxx Danziger @MaxxSIO]

i love bread

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Welcome to 2018, the year we finally do it. The year we eat the sun.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Fire is so delightful.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Time to grow up from the whole sad boi routine. Time to be a sad man.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

I feel that due to my age while he was president (20-28), @BarackObama has been and will be the most influential leader in my lifetime.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

FACT CHECK: Rocks are not just "really weird eggs you can't eat" as the senator claimed.

[shelbee 🐝 @shelbyofspace]

my entire twitter feed is in mourning for america

[Maxx Danziger @MaxxSIO]

been listening to nothing but kpop for like 2 weeks now

[Miles Luna (follow me on the sky app) @TheMilesLuna]

Goodnight everyone.

Unless of course you see this in the morning. In which case...

Good morning!

Go give 'em hell like no one else can.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

Improv comedian going bird watching: "And...SEEN." (I'm sorry)

[Doug The Pug @itsdougthepug]

@travisbarker can u teach me how to paradiddle? We'll call it a pugadiddle

[Dylan Marron @dylanmarron]

You know those unboxing videos where people open up new gadgets? I unboxed The Constitution.
https://t.co/LOSq1SzORq

[happierman.bsky.social @happierman]

I came here to kiss ass and chew bubblegum, and wow you look great. Have you been working out? *fffffff-pop*

[shelbee 🐝 @shelbyofspace]

@skeleleleton ew

[COIN @COIN]

we wanna give the COIN kick drum head away. RT if you want it.