shelbs

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[shelbs @shelbysdump]

tadc leaked im so pissed

[shelbs @shelbysdump]

i feel so maternal to old people i love them (majority of the time)

[shelbs @shelbysdump]

@ih8chess shut up i never even seen your reply

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parody accounts are soooo weird get a jobbbbbb

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i hate my neighbors. it’s 7:30am and you’re blaring music

[shelbs @shelbysdump]

the lady in the stall next to me has been peeing for like 5 min not even kidding

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my man who was never a “bye” person running back inside to say bye to my family

[shelbs @shelbysdump]

everyday i’m glad i don’t live in texas but unfortunately i do live in a red state

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boyfriends music age is 87???

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does this make me famous

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

unfortunately this does look exactly like me. and it's kinda turnin me ONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[shelbs @shelbysdump]

all my fav paramount shows have new episodes im so excited

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THEY GOT FUCNING MARRIED?? maybe i should’ve watched the recap

[shelbs @shelbysdump]

how dare i forget.

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just taught my older coworkers how to silence spam calls lolllll they’re so excited

[shelbs @shelbysdump]

would rather have vodka but my comically large mike will do

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nonstop reliving the same day

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about to make the damn switch to like.. apple music. so tired of spotify omfg

[shelbs @shelbysdump]

3 shootings in ms in one night

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my head is POUNDING.