shelbs

xx she/her

[shelbs @shelbysederlin]

Sure my mom gave me a lot of trauma but she also gave me big titties, so it cancels out right? PEMDAS or whatever

[Dawggy @SixKeeHH]

Shit fucked up right now E

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

God if only you were real

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

my 20s are about being a baddie . my 30s will be about business. my 40s i will disappear to alaska and ice fish until i die

[shelbs @shelbysederlin]

Half my relationship is my boyfriend saying something and me saying “huh?” Cause apparently I’m deaf

[shelbs @shelbysederlin]

This random 3 year old came up to me, tugged on my dress and asked if I was a mermaid princess a year and a half ago and I think about it every single day

[shelbs @shelbysederlin]

@lucerogodina LETS GOOOOOOOO 🥳

[NUMMY 🫧 @numumy]

holocaust survivors are begging people to understand that what Israel is doing right now is exactly what was done to them by the nazis.

there is no argument to be had.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

ima ignore every hint until you say it with your chest

[shelbs @shelbysederlin]

The shit me and my roommates talk is unparalleled

[shelbs @shelbysederlin]

Sometimes the trash takes itself out 😴

[shelbs @shelbysederlin]

You ever have cravings so weird you take a pregnancy test??