Shelby Garrison

Since you came here, you probably know me.
Instagram: shelby._.garrison

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

The only value 'American Psycho' has added to the society is teaching men that taking care of yourself and doing skincare is completely normal and it doesn't make you 'gay'.

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

It feels unreal to have someone like me and be attracted to me after everything I've been through.

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

First base: Having sex
Second base: Cooking together
Third base:

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

@_maaaannvi Scientifically no. Orgasam is the peak of brain activity with respect ot pleasure centres.

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

She probably rejected these types of guys long ago by calling them too nice and not her type lmao

[Saniya Dhawan @SaniyaDhawan1]

A guy who makes me laugh, opens the car door for me, follows the sidewalk rule, holds my hand, is calm, actually cares about my feelings, knows how to communicate and is not afraid to be vulnerable with me????

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

Lagta hai inlogo ka body positivity ladkiyo takk hi ruk gayi hai

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

Asmaan alag kaise ho sakta hai lodu Anuv tune phirse sutta marli kya?

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

You know how in test cricket if you learn which deliveries to leave, you survive and make a good score?
Similarly in life, you have to learn to let go of certain things to survive and be where you want to be.

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

The reason why you are poor is because you think of sex when it rains instead of farming

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

Any hit RnB hip-hop song can be made with someone killing it on the keyboard with some Mozart level shit backed by a boom bap beat and then letting a black guy talk about his childhood in front of his therapist.

[Bhupender Thakur @MisterBeeTee]

@LucknowIPL Naveen, aaj mango nahi mera banana choos le 😁😁

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

Now go back to international cricket. Oh I forgot you play for Afghanistan lmaoo.

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

LSG is a good team but Naveen Ul Haq made me hate the entire team.
I want to see the team eliminated and his career go down the drain.
Itna attitude achha nahi hai.

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

@robbieuthappa @ChennaiIPL Yeah join the MSD d!ckriding trend and literally forget how KKR backed you and gave you the respect you deserved for 7 fuxking years

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

@pullu_edits @nepebble @EverythingOOC can I get the photo without the text please?

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

And the last time you kissed the prettiest boy in the room, I was around the corner just about to give you my whole world.

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

Girls who are like I wanna man like xyz are the ones who are mostly likely to marry the random dude her dad fixes her with without a single word

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

If she has a ni**a in her highlights, she has a boyfriend.
If she has multiple ni**as in her highlights, she is single, uses them for validation and easily gives people a special place in her life.

[Shelby Garrison @shelbysermons]

Once I change the way I saved your number on my phone, understand it's over.