shelby mary

freaky little weirdo. “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here” “Weak, but not giving in” 🌘 Epitome of a Gemini 🎭♊️ Kiki’s Mama 😻🖤 #NotToday

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

Still confused how everyone is supposed to know what I’m feeling at any given moment if I can’t emphatically change my profile song with every fluctuation in my mood????? ??

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

Me to the woman at Santa Ana City Hall taking her time on my plan check: “omg this is a pokestop??”

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Girrrrl, Ba Sing Se finna be lit tonight” 😂

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

Not the fish doorbell triggering my thalassophobia lmaooo

I saw a piece of driftwood float by and noped out so fast

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

I am sickkk with how fulfilled I am in my female friendships this year?? Like wdym they pick up whenever I call and they’re always excited to hear from me and then make plans to see me?? And reassure me that nothing I say is dumb or small or stupid?? 🥹🥹🥹 I am so lucky holy f

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

So high on post-Coachella vibes I had to open this god forsaken app and tell someone about it !!

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

Who knew my sister getting knocked out of the golden child spot would have my parents apologizing to me for decade-old traumas 😂

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

Up at 2am researching how to start a jellyfish farm

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

@JoroJrn 2016

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

So many music festivals, not enough money 😔

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

“Fix your fucking self, kiss my ass for that” 🙂‍↕️💞

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

For this teeny tiny snapshot of time, everything in my life is going absolutely perfectly, I have no complaints, I have no stressors that seem insurmountable, I am loved and FEEL loved, I feel like I matter and deserve to be here. Big, big wins for fucked up lil me. ☺️💕

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

Throwing just a lil bit of ass to GloRilla in my chair while my photoshop tells me for the seventh time it’s refusing to open because my scratch disks are full 😌 #TuesdayWorkAesthetic

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

Sang along to “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne at the liquor store… didn’t get carded 💀

[Kidney Girl @sacrificialbite]

sometimes i’m like ‘adhd isn’t a real disability’ and then remember the time my bottle of melatonin spilled behind my nightstand and instead of immediately picking them all up, i grabbed one off the floor every night for like two months before going to bed until they were gone

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

@mmrisss

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

Silly new group chats with the girls & reaching the “share your location” level of friendship 🥹

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

How do I explain to my cat that she doesn’t have to finish the food in her first bowl if she doesn’t like it, she can skip to the second bowl with her fave flavor, bc one of our 2026 resolutions was not to operate from a scarcity mindset? But she’s so polite & well-mannered… 🥹

[shelby mary @shelbyswords]

Nahhh today’s wordle pissed me off

Wordle 1,662 6/6

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[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

"I loved her to the point of invention"