shelby temple

a tired idiot: spooky szn edition

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im stuck in a perpetual rat race and the rats are winning.

[JP @jpbrammer]

so sorry for my delay in getting back with you! I have been beset by calamities

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me, in a French accent “oh-ho, i might just drink a whole bottle of wine myself tonight, oui oui”

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

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@hannahscheufler @darlinggodd @Rain_Underwater are you reading what i think you’re reading

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@hannahlj2018 including me

[caca @clawdezz]

a giggle was giggled

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PETA: Protect Every Thingle Animal

[b @doyalikebaileys]

i will never scuba dive. what fish do down there is none of my business.

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@hannahlj2018 I read that “i will defend eating honey BEES to the grave” like the bees themselves and i won’t lie i was alarmed

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@hannahlj2018 guess I’m going by “Helb” from now on

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Just found out that no penguins live in Madagascar.... shocked and confused

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why settle for student debt when you can be in sleep debt too lolol

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@hannahlj2018 let me talk to her

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@hannahlj2018 Now you won’t have anything to tweet on oct 31 :,(

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@hannahlj2018 Deep South Left Right

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@emilydenisonn When you’re a city slicker experiencing “hick” culture for the first time

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@kneehawd So deep