shel

troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match

[shel @shelbzero]

💀😭💀😭

[@ jules ⋆˚꩜｡⋆ 🏰🕷️ @lonelyisthejulz]

she went home and wrote safeword

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Big boobs never went out of style.

[mary @themorgulblade]

Lied about my experience and got the job at Guitar Center but it’s my first day and people are asking me what my favorite pickups are. Girl I don’t know, Silversun?

[Val @MoistValgina]

A guy I talked to FOR A FEW DAYS asked for a picture making a kissy face. When I sent it to him, he told me (being serious) that I wasn't "allowed" to post it on social media cause that was "his" picture since I took it for him. I immediately made it my pfp on every platform. ✌️

[shel @shelbzero]

Signs I should absolutely quit working out: when I hit all my goals for the day (last is usually workout minutes) my active calories are 666… :o

[shel @shelbzero]

Hell yeah grandma

[shel @shelbzero]

@DrinkAriZona Idk who’s packaging this or printing the packaging, but can this be looked into? This is the 2nd time I’ve gotten these now expecting 6 Lemon teas, but instead end up with 6 Peach???

[shel @shelbzero]

Look, I’ll always consider myself a KatyCat, but anything off of The Great Impersonator x Halsey will definitely top this 😭😭

[Pop Drug @PopDrug]

NAME A BETTER SONG RELEASED THIS YEAR !!! I DARE YOU !!!!!

[Jeremy @Bad_Chemicals]

If the US was a normal country we wouldn’t have two political parties.

[halsey @halsey]

“The Great Impersonator”

A Confessional Concept Album
by Halsey

Trailer:

[halsey @halsey]

✰✮ you asked, i answered ✮✰

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/Bl3tQ1i2Sb

[shel @shelbzero]

@KevinAKizzle1 My sister in laws just adopted a little kitten and named it Kevin 😅😅

[BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70]

Joe Dirt

[shel @shelbzero]

Found 2 quarters some other unknowing human probably dropped on the way out of Walgreens. You could say I’m currently what the kids refer to as “ballin’” 😆

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

bad at hiding great at terrorizing

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

how was this not a hit

[shel @shelbzero]

@KevinAKizzle1 ORANGE TABBY OMG. He is cute cute wif the little white feets, too 😭

[shel @shelbzero]

Let it be known I would die for this creature. You can’t convince me there’s another cuter cat on earth 😭