Astro Girl 💫

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

Collin made me mad this morning so I ate all his hi chews as a punishment

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

@justmike can you write “woosah” on a piece of paper so a girlie can get it tattooed 👀👀❤️‍🔥 please. thanks.

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

🥹🤍Thanks @hernameisBANKS for spending 6,966 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Holding Back. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Vs8yTmqMsv

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

@apowellllll @brittanyzapataa And what’s wild is some parents who think this way are also the ones who pressured us into getting degrees to be “worth anything” and made us feel like we had no other choice lol

[hueyˊ @wydhuey]

can y’all just post yo therapist’s advice on twitter so i don’t have to go

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

@BrittAK_Marie @AlaskaAir That’s horrible. Yet I know they wrote a fat check to a passenger last year because he complained that someone wasn’t wearing a mask and they were both kicked off the plane for causing a scene. Said Alaska was racist and homophobic. Guess you know how to get reimbursement. 👍

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

@AlaskaAir your website is so slow and inconvenient for being one of the top airlines in the country. It’s mind numbing.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Remember that time a billionaire child trafficking ring was busted, but then no one was named other than 1 woman?

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of a Big Mac

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

@CrumblCookies 🌽🍞, 🎃🥧, 🍌🍦🥧

Why was this so fun? L

[nico @byeenicoo]

left airpod > right airpod and i wiII not elaborate

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Dear TV and film stars, why are some of you so fucking weird? You're actors. Some of you, great actors. So just act normal. Simple.

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

@CrumblCookies Cornbread is #1. Pumpkin pie #2. And banana bread #3. Banana cream pie slaps too. The non-cookie cookies. Lol

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

@S4di314 @CrumblCookies Loved the topping. Didn’t care for the base

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

@JMeezy253 On God, my first thought when that happened 😂😂💀

[Skoog @Skoog]

i feel like gatorade has coca-cola vibes despite being a pepsi product and powerade has pepsi vibes despite being a coca-cola one. i am very fun to have a conversation with.

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

Honestly I’m a dumbass. There was a small #1 bag I was unaware of. Please disregard lmao. Love you, LEGO

[Astro Girl 💫 @sheldenlea]

@LEGO_Group just opened my Thor’s hammer set and already missing a piece. Bag 1 piece 4 so I know it’s not lost..