Andy Sheldon

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@RupertLowe10 Working people should not have to subsidise people who choose to be parents.

If you can’t afford children you shouldn’t have them. Birth control options have never been better and some are even free.

Why should working people fund this?

Dreadful decision.

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@DrClownPhD @beardmeatsfood no words required but it might help educate Josh..

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@interesting_aIl @colin_furze have you built a Time Machine and this is really you?!

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@TraegerGrills first test drive of my new smoker!

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@talkSPORT Alright, you play too many games and have to train a lot.
If we agree that you can play less games, we significantly reduce your wages accordingly.
Still feel like striking??

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@CrazyPedros tried to get this months special 4 times now but no joy..
Yes, I still enjoyed a different pizza but that’s not the point!!

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@OUTSIDE_arts #CheadleMoon #MuseumOfTheMoon #Cheadle #OutsideArts @lukejerram an incredible experience!

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@wicked_brick I’m about to make my first purchase and despite joining the mailing list I don’t have a voucher code.
Any chance you can sort me out please?!

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@CrazyPedros I feel like ‘Pedro’s Special Cream’ requires further explanation..!

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@fun88eng Gordon 2-0

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@TripleH @bellster1981

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@NewcastleNatter Do you think we’ll get anyone else in before the transfer window closes and if so who do you see us getting?
And is the show on Prime the greatest televisual masterpiece of all time?

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@NewcastleNatter Most improved has to be Joelinton.
Every fan in the stadium hated him, booing and jeering and kicking off if he came on as sub or cheered when he went off.
Through all of that he’s now first name on the team sheet and we all sing songs about him!

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

Ciaooo Opens Restaurant Devoted To Garlic Bread In Manchester ⁦@beardmeatsfood⁩ the Mrs Beard holy shrine and future video has arrived!! https://t.co/sT8j3B9S8x

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@NewcastleNatter How long before we start to receive the credit we deserve for how well we’re playing? Outside of the club it was more about how shit Spurs are. A team that are still 5th in the league!
And if De Bruyne had made that Willock pass the press would have been pulling their dicks off!

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@NewcastleNatter Do you think we could do with missing out on the Champions League?
We’re way ahead of schedule to rebuild and we don’t have the squad depth yet to compete at that level

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@CrazyPedros Oh FFS that’s knackered an otherwise brilliant plan!
Tuesday next week it is then…probably just buy double to make up for it

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@CrazyPedros any update on this month’s special?
We’re four days in and I’m sat here waiting, the suspense is killing me!!

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@CrazyPedros Excitement overload!
Off to check my working in the office plans, I feel an entirely necessary Friday meeting just emerged..

[Andy Sheldon @sheldimus]

@O2 just tried to use my Priority rewards to get a free sausage roll from Greggs. Scanned the QR code only to be told the app isn’t working!
Had to pay for my sausagey Friday fix!