Sheldini

Radio and Television, Author and good egg. no tits please! 🏳️‍🌈 philosophy, theology, meteorology pro.

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@itvcorrie does David Platt literally only have one pair of shoes? #coronationstreet #itv

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@OliReading Cindy?

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@Avabelly__ Fuck off!

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@OliReading Yep. and usually end up pregnant as a result.

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@OliReading Have you seen the prices these days? Mind you, im sure they could scape together a quid for the machine in the vic!

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@hounds_and_me @Nekrasova0128 English etiquette darling

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@narindertweets Fuck off you twit

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@Crocidolite11 Not just that, Amanda Holden is one of Clarksons neighbours and spends weekends drinking with him. She's such a drain.

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@WarriorChris3 And Amanda is one of Clarksons neighbours and drinks with him each weekend. Its all a bloody shameless farce. Now everytime anyone talks about the winners, it's a free plug for beer! Free drinks for life for the tiresome wench.

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@britainsgottalent no wonder the Hawkstone singers did well, Amanda brings with them in the boozer every weekend!

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@BGT already got fix written all over it #BRITAINSGOTTALENT

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@OliReading did you just witness the crucifiction of Nothing Compares 2U?

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@BGT how to destroy a classic song for the sake of a shriek! @MattyBGT
#itvbgt #BritainsGotTalant

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@OliReading Was it a Hackney Carriage?

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@OliReading Yeah. It was a bit dead

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@OliReading I fucked up. Should have said... did you recognise the wooden new cast member who'd "never had a dream come true" till tonight?

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@OliReading did you notice the ex-eastender making a reappearance tonight as a new character? #jackryder

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@OliReading Good point.

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@OliReading Martin Lewis probably would. Should stick it into a fixed rate pot of smugness. #martinlewismoneyshow

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@OliReading Rafferty Coope... very good, but reminds me of Anthea Turner. Crying out for a slap.