Baby Al

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. Pug mom.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Nothing could prepare me for the feeling I had during last night’s show—the absolute pride and joy I felt singing for the people of Brazil. The sight of the crowd during my opening songs took my breath away. Your heart shines so bright, your culture is so vibrant and special, I hope you know how grateful I am to have shared this historical moment with you. An estimated 2.5 million people came to see me sing, the biggest crowd for any woman in history. I wish I could share this feeling with the whole world—I know I can’t, but I can say this—if you lose your way, you can find your way back if you believe in yourself and work hard. You can give yourself dignity by rehearsing your passion and your craft, pushing yourself to new heights— you can lift yourself up even if it takes some time. Thank you Rio for waiting for me to come back. Thank you little monsters all over the world. I love you. I will never forget this moment. Paws up little monsters. Obrigada. Love, Mother Monster.

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

AI is so fcking crazy i’m cryingggg 😭😭😭

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

My life is a movie

The movie:

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

This is the best character entrance in any movie

[Billy Scafuri @BillyScafuri]

I made a sticker you can wear tomorrow.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When you've already given your all and it's only Tuesday

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I’m trying to get this high tonight

[ᴜᴢᴀʏ @bigdawguzay]

thought my ass was grass

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

8AM before 7AM on
your work your day off

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This man is playing fetch with a Beluga Whale. This is INCREDIBLE.

We honestly don't deserve these Majestic Creatures.

Protect them at all costs.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Me after mixing random chemıcαls to clean the bathroom with the door shut:

[gabitha. @igabitha]

Just paid rent