HomoSectional

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[HomoSectional @sheldon_ew]

Unc dressed up for the weekend.

[THAT GIRL 🍒 @theitgirll__]

Dilly Dally = Fun
Rippin and Runnin = Business

[trevor @trevstantwt]

she had a husband to expose, a divorce to finalize, and a dream

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

“Kordell is not perfect, by far”

[neppy @neppy]

i love saying “sounds good” at work when i dont care at all

[the black blair waldorf @perfectly_kyla]

walking out the bentley on the flip phone, telling maggie she would beat her ass again, an icon

[kaitlyn @kaitnielsen]

Highly recommend taking random days off.

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

Your husband was choosin bimbofication over you

[Joey @suzukiplsstay]

Chicago will put a bike lane up your ass if you’re not careful

[zae @itszaeok]

the chicago marathon runners wearing their medals on the train

[Elida 🧩 @mrslittlefinger]

This is perfect

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx brings out Tinashe at Austin City Limits.

[HomoSectional @sheldon_ew]

Ray of Light cover kinda eats ngl.

[joni mitchell shady af facts @sh4beeh_]

pintetest just has anything

[Imaginary Player @AjgivsnofuckSut]

Stacey… come get your baddies chain

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I used to be on that tab just messy in everybody business

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

i don’t play that “out for delivery” sht what fcking street you on

[Beeg Nyash🎃 @dwandeveaux]

They really took you away from me.

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

He was whooping Fred’s ASS

[ZAY @ZayNaimm]

The way I talk is laced with pop culture references and memes.

For example; If I say “I’m tired of this grandpa!”

I need you to respond accordingly or we can’t be friends 😂🤷🏽‍♂️