Sheldon

BSc Clin Med | GGMU | Degree is a YES!!!

[Assholery ♠️ @Ace_NoHoody]

Please normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.

[Lewyyyy @majestic_lewis]

"Ama nibuy ugali mboga na yogurt kama last time?"

"Usibuy kwanza"

[Rebel @rebelde_ke]

I wonder how stupid people survive on this earth. My rider was using pedestrian path along Ngong Road. He hoots to some guy who was in front of us. The guy stops, turns back looking very angry. When we were about to pass him, he slapped me on the neck. Bro, I am just a customer.

[Mwamuyazah @Mwamuyazah]

Mbogi ya C+ ukitoa Histo ama CRE yote inaenda tvet.

[JOEL🦅 @Powerjoel_]

As you're approaching your late 20s and early 30s as a man, you’ll start seeing a lot of women you once considered attractive lose their looks. You can’t help but feel a little sorry for them.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

More free pussy, we keep winning. If you stay faithful, you become a good woman for marriage or a lifelong commitment, we still win. The patriarchy is made in such a way that whether you become a whore or not, it's the men who are always benefitting either way.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Nyama ya 25 unapika na drum

[Mozoni @Mothoni_]

Anakaa uji imepoa #RutoMustGo

[:P @Puck_254]

Work on your shoulders you fermented kangaroo!

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

nataka tukue very honest as men.
on social media tumeanza kuwa delusional as women and it's not looking good, kwa ground this a top baddie buana and this is a lethal facecard (8/10)
tulog out we interact with women, asante.

[Punstar @roywahome9]

69 delayed is not 69 denied. More life dia and check dm for magic☺️🥳

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Wacha sasa tutizame highlights za hapo ugani Gtech kati ya mwana Brentford na One Game a Week FC. Kumbuka mwana Chelsea amesajili wachezaji mahiri mno akiwemo Morgan Freeman kwa kima cha pauni milioni 117, ina maana Brentford achunge sana. Nne sifuri ndio ubashiri wangu mamaee

[1eastside🦅 @ask2people]

Baridi kidogo bulb zote zishaturn blue kwa ploti kwani mnatibu jaundice

[x @mabrukix]

There's a certain pride and arrogance about Sifuna that is extremely nauseating and off-putting. I can't stand the clown.

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Amepandishwa cheo mamae. Two months now nilifikiria atateseka lakini wapi. Naskia sai hadi amehamia hapo Oledume Road, Kilimani anaiishi kwa apartment iko na swimming pool na lift akaniwacha hapa Utawala kwa bedsitter penye tulimake promises we will grow together

[TJ @TuvaJr]

Siku ya kiama nitakubebea dhambi zako dia

[Alex Kamau @iamalexkamau]

I saw you too 😅🚂👋

[Sir Limo @araplimo39]

Nimetupa hey huko WhatsApp naulizwa kama bado Niko at my lowest

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

Minji ni pretty privilege tu. Kamande is the real baddie.