Sheldon Brian Kisten

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

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[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people." @kesho16 @Akshayyy_ @asoni35 @Uvir_G @Naby616 @1oh2die4 @notorious_nikz @Nikolodeon04

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"Karma is like 69: "You get, what you give." @kesho16 @Akshayyy_ @asoni35 @Naby616 @Nikolodeon04 @1oh2die4

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't." @kesho16 @Rush_Kali @GoShiven @Naby616 @1oh2die4 @Uvir_G @notorious_nikz

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

@kesho16 @asoni35 @Akshayyy_ Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up.

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

@notorious_nikz heavy owes :/

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

Those holding our mines to ransom are unpatriotic and are doing massive damage to the whole country, rich and poor. Pain on the way

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

@FootieLaughs

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"@KattHumor: @kesho16 @asoni35 @Akshayyy_ @Naby616 @Rush_Kali @Uvir_G Blowjobs are like flowers for the fellas."

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"@autocorrects: @kesho16 @Rush_Kali @PrashilGovan @Naby616 We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"I fall asleep with someone on my mind, and wake up thinking of that same person."

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

@kesho16 @GoShiven @Uvir_G @Rush_Kali @1oh2die4 @Dee291817 not even gonna ask who that's intended fpor

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

@Akshayyy_ @kesho16 @Rush_Kali @1oh2die4 @asoni35 mean much :/ :O

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

@kesho16 @NotCommonFacts @Rush_Kali @Akshayyy_ @1oh2die4 @asoni35 no wonder I get so many migraines :/ x_x

[Nazu ♡ @Nazzy_Shaik]

♡ ♥...I want my 1st marriage to be my ONLY marriage...♥♡

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"94% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs. RETWEET if you like Apple Juice." @Akshayyy_ @kesho16 @asoni35 @1oh2die4 @Uvir_G

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"@ImTracyMorgan: "Age is just a number" - Yeah well ..Jail is just a room." @kesho16 @Akshayyy_ @asoni35 @1oh2die4

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"@KattHumor: Women say us men only think with our penis. Ladies, don't be afraid to blow our minds then.." @kesho16 @Akshayyy_ @asoni35

[Sheldon Brian Kisten @sheldy07]

"@Funny_Truth: Son: "Dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Dad: "Ask your sister." Son: "But I don't have a.."@kesho16 @Akshayyy_