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goo she/her

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you can pry Shazam from my cold dead hands

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mourning the loss of my ceramics notebook from college

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i hope whoever stole my package a very fuck you I hope your socks are always wet

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thought I could do it all

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why is February always the saddest month of my life

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today is feeling very Liability by Lorde

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pants too tight, can’t think

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currently experiencing a loss (remembering a pair of earrings I haven’t seen in a long time)

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put the bugs back in campari

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ankle socks in the winter is diabolical

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they should invent a winter where I don’t have to blow my nose every 5 seconds

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Heavy is the heart is that order the bud

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whoever invented gaviscon deserves jail time

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love when bartenders spank the mint before adding it to the cocktail

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do birds feel sadness?

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can’t find my tweezers, might consider this a MLC

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@kinda_busy no it sucks so bad. The timeline hasn’t been funny for a long time

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Taco Bell crunch wrap is $8.53?????? how did we get here 😭

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@mollyeet goated

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@kinda_busy Ew was it a man 😂