✨前田杏菜✨

unprofessional account

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

Detached, delusional, and disassociated

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

Who wouldve thought id be watching the history of concrete at the movies with a random stranger just for the lore

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

me pretending to care about work during spooky season

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Why are so many people mad about “I am Jane Doe?”
Weren’t ya’ll just Charlie Kirk not that long ago?

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

Took a 25 mg tincture before i said yes to last minute plans to be out in public

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

My bartender threw out my luke warm
Beer and replaced it and ice cold one on the house because it was bothering him i guess

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

Trump telling iran to bomb LA/SD you know they’re going straight to the white house obviously 🙄 way closer range

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

Im drunk and gagged the entire time

[Maddie @baddiemaddie43]

sometimes I just randomly buy an architectural boat tour ticket on a beautiful night & it’s the best money I spend

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

Just signed a lease on my new vintage one bedroom apartment in NW portland and shes actually perfect ☺️ the french doors? Built-ins, tiles and light fixtures is exactly the space i can’t wait to live in my 30’s

[julia @eathedocument]

coworker said she knew i’m not a trump supporter because i bring books to work

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

Of course the ugliest man ive ever made out with was in portland 🫢 who let me do that

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

“False rape cases are ruining men’s lives.”

Even real rape cases aren’t ruining men’s lives…..

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

They need to release the essays those men who gang r*ped the girl wrote so i can read them to filth. It was probably written by AI anyways.

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

Idk if i should be offended or delighted that my client thinks im gen Z

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

If you see me commenting on my clients page for for the recipe, just know I had to bump an automation to schedule another and mind your businesss

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

cinematic parallels

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

@stayceewin Thank god 🍔

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

“I’m too stupid to use AI” - Greg

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

Straight up crying cus i had to serve in a jury for the first time in my life 🤣

[✨前田杏菜✨ @shell__fish]

No because why do i feel personally attacked as part of a 6 person jury out of 20 people that couldve been chosen