Sir Shellmo the Knight

Defender of UCF’s Natty Claim, UCF Class of 2008, Overall nice guy #MagicTogether #UCFtwittermafia #OCSC

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

Finally!!! #82-0

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@FlossG0d You gotta stop resisting the emotes. Join in. We’re all waiting for you.

[Zach Garbarino @ZachGarbarino]

IT'S LIVE 🏈

Build the greatest NFL roster of all-time and see if you can go 17-0.

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what's your record? drop it below 👇

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

I’m confused about something. How come if you land in a shooter’s landing space on a 3pt attempt, it’s a flagrant foul - but around the basket, refs don’t give a crap? Is it less dangerous to land on an ankle in the paint?

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@Danny2KYT Not me but my buddy. He sent me this screenshot with Chris Webber at the 5.

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@Hali @AlexGoldenNBA My buddy just sent me his 82-0. I haven’t even done better than 7 losses and I’ve been at it a couple days now. This was my friend’s squad:

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@lawry_kelvin @kuhoah @TGTatum4_3 @TheDunkCentral Not really. It was a matter of who has proved themselves. Paolo has had three straight seasons of averaging 28ppg in the playoffs on super efficient shooting.

Now, granted, he’s not recording 12 blocks ever, but he’s certainly no slouch. Wemby is just now building the resume.

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@MilGrauNews Conservatives: There’s only two genders!

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@kuhoah @TGTatum4_3 @TheDunkCentral Well what? My point still stands. I said Wemby hadn’t proved anything to that point and that maybe that’s what Teague was saying.

Now, we have some evidence of what Wemby can do in the bright lights and it’s fun to watch. Doesn’t make my earlier comment wrong in any way.

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@RichStayman Best I’ve gotten so far is 75-7 with this roster.

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@InternetH0F If pubg doesn’t fix their split queues… this might be an option @flossg0d

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@akafaceUS All this shows me is the efficiency of rice.

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@RepOgles I’d love to see your internet search history to confirm you believe this.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Why am I just seeing this now? This might be the greatest MLB X account interaction. A lot of screenshots but definitely worth your time. Follow along in the thread below because this might be the best thing you’ll see on here all week.

I wonder if these two are married or still together.

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@lonelybeeUCF Lmao

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@ScottPresler So god has a penis then? Or let me state it another way: God created us in his image. All humans. Men and women.

We use male pronouns because of ancient patriarchal societies having written about God that way, but God truly isn’t male. And he truly isn’t female.

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@rachelholtmusic Lmao. The only way you gonna get any fame as a musician is by playing as a political puppet. I’m sure it won’t matter to you which way the fame and money comes but the resounding “Who tf are you” in these comments is hilarious. Because your best answer is “I’m not Martina”.

[Sir Shellmo the Knight @shell_a_michael]

@Ghostofcynthia @martinamcbride @bretmichaels “The biggest birthday this nation will EVER throw”??? Sooooo… we’re not making it to the next milestone? That’s pretty telling.