shell

wandering between the mountains and the desert, but never lost

[shell @shell_ale05]

The bitches who go to Banda and Pilates type events give me Mexican fatigue

[yanna @sheinhamoodz]

me in public regretting coming out

[shell @shell_ale05]

I didn’t realize toe rings weren’t a thing in Texas
Apparently neither are flip flops

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

My sister lives in Los Angeles.

She's a Democrat but voted for Spencer Pratt.

I was with her when she dropped her ballot in the mail weeks ago.

We checked today and it hasn't been received back.

Are they just TOSSING ballots for Spencer Pratt?

[AYGUL @garryBetterHalf]

Male entitlement to polygamy is not good for a pure woman.
She shouldn’t have to have sex with a man who fucks other women. Cause those other women are also getting fucked by other men.
This leads to conclusion that a pure female ends up having sex with many other men and women through a sexual act with her partner. The energy of all people that her partner is sleeping with changes her body, personality and even fate.
A pure female deserves to have a devoted husband.
Loyalty deserves loyalty.
Rich lustful man can buy a pure female but he can not keep her that way. A Woman is a reflection of her man. She gives whatever she receives.

[shell @shell_ale05]

What if we kissed at the Roswell NM UFO McDonald’s?

[ʜᴇʀQʟᴇs @herqles_es]

🇪🇸🇻🇦 | El Papá llama a que los jóvenes se casen y formen una familia:

«El matrimonio también es una vocación. No tengáis miedo del matrimonio y de formar una familia».

[shell @shell_ale05]

Making ceviche estilo Mazatlán, listening to fuerza regida, and drinking wine

Peak California Mexican rn

[Joey @TheStaad]

This just proves to me that he’s spot-on with the truth

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000

A guy getting around 30% support got 0 out of 24,000.

Astronomically small probability of happening.

Impossible.

California no longer even hides it.

Doors need to be kicked in.

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Meet the new Epsteins

[shell @shell_ale05]

Im glad I left the girl boss world
And I can’t wait to have a baby and sniff them and nap with them all day

It’s not too late girl boss

The Chanel bags and constant drinking aren’t worth it

NO material item will fill the void that’s ever growing with your bank account

[shell @shell_ale05]

Closet Incel

[Rancher Steven Nephew @vibeocracy]

There needs to be a name for the type of dude that has taken a gf to a strip club.

[shell @shell_ale05]

My fiancé won’t stop showing me videos of black people eating kool aid flavored pickles and pineapples

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on

[shell @shell_ale05]

I’m not in any run clubs because I’m actually in a happy relationship

[shell @shell_ale05]

I don’t judge anyone on their car but if you’re rolling around in a PT cruiser I’m gonna think you’re sus

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.