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thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening // @shellseaisms alt

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shellsea’s grey’s anatomy rewatch chasing cars count 🧵

#1: season 2 episode 27 (original) (very good song)

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hi there

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sent my sister a one time code so she could “watch stuff” and i think she just scammed me

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you guys get it when i say mouth breathing feels amazing when you're stoned out the wazoo right

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happy wednesday

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he's just giving it a go

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this is fucking hilarious. go 2024 shellsea

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what if we had a tv show that’s a veterinary drama and it’s called graze anatomy

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“I know we’re having a serious conversation but look I’m a frog lol”

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I love going through my camera roll and finding all my random vlogs like this one

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video from last week I forgot I saved and had a right giggle coming across again 💕

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@finofying HELLO??????

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I was pretty sexy for this ngl

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also “robert downey jr iron man” is so fucking funny idk why

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idk chat I’m crying over fall out boy’s cover of we didn’t start the fire (again) and I just think it’s so powerful that they mentioned the biggest historical event of the past 30 years right at the end

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@finofying at least the good parenting is reassuring but what the fuck i do not look that young

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can't stop thinking about how i met the boy's mum and she pulled him aside to make sure he wasn't seeing a teenager

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when it happened i was so fucking confused and then i saw the killcam and laughed so hard i cried. i never laugh like that. this hanzo just saved my life and he didn't even mean to

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ok i know i quit twitter but i just needed to come here and post this because this is my funniest death of all time and i'm still giggling every time i think about it

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leo, you have issues.

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weekly dad appreciation tweet!!! went down to the kitchen for a drink, saw the mince and sauce on the bench, gasped and said “omg is it spag bol tonight” and he said “yeah, thought I’d try cheer you up a bit” GOD I LOVE THIS MAN

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dad cleared out my nana’s house today, told me to “check out the coat hanger in the wood basket” and this is what I was met with. my 93 year old nana was hanging her clothes on this bad boy. good for her!