mich-elle

i put words into people’s mouths

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

i am consistently the luckiest girl in the world if i ever die im thanking god on my knees for such a beautiful life

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

this is just so so sweet i’ve always loved this
https://t.co/yIN4OEFAU3

[gab baby gal @bupium]

bendito seja o incômodo que nos impulsiona a mudar

[rachel @rachelclif]

when faced with unbearable beauty or undeniable love, let it in

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

My most Catholic trait is that I believe you should never, ever regard yourself as a good person. This is where hubris and fallibility arises

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

what do you MEAN i need to text my oomfs before my birthday pub event to say oh rmb not to make ANY jokes about my ex my closest friends who will be there don’t know we dated … this girl got better reputation management services than billionaire jensen huang

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

incredibly funny that at age 17 i figured out that (i shouldn’t have to) if the very tight and small uk x hk ‘elite’ circle found out #she was someone who cheated in all of her relationships with white men, the reputational consequences would be long-lasting

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

@algoregeous the audacity to even text in that tone

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

someone’s trying to take him down

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had another affair with an executive at the company, according to a report from The New York Times.

This is his second known affair, following his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy.

(https://t.co/9fhl0tD7aU)

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

that’s it i’m in

[Variety @Variety]

The "Grey's Anatomy" spinoff set in Texas has cast Karla Souza in a lead role.

The "How to Get Away With Murder" alum will star as Dr. Carolina "Lina" Hall, who is described as "a haunted and cynical doctor who runs a medical center in a small town in West Texas."

The spinoff was originally announced at ABC in May. It was intended to launch during the 2026-2027 broadcast season, but was recently delayed to the 2027-2028 season after it did not receive a California TV tax credit.

https://t.co/rmXkWpVT6d

[okdrou @fkapigz]

All’s Fair

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

one time i scrolled the entire media database to see if there are any east asian men working at broadsheet newsrooms in london and the answer is no

[dj lau @lauwaermer]

männlicher honeypot wesentlich schwieriger, weils direkt auffällig ist, wenn ein mann fragen stellt

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

it’s not - it’s a press conference 🥳

[papa @sir_cq]

Gathering people for your birthday feels like humiliation ritual

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

@Brumairian you should

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

who lets their kids eat frozen dinner and get bad grades if you can afford not to???? isn’t that child neglect ??? … or am i just “an asian woman”

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

aren’t these things common sense i’m confused

[Bluebird @abigbluebird]

Asian women are in a tier of their own when it comes to running a household and raising kids.

Nutritious meals for the kids/family on a tight budget, none of that frozen dinner nonsense you see in white families. They can go to wet markets and buy in bulk/haggle aggressively, instead of burning your money at some pompous grocery store with a ridiculous mark up on all that free-range organic crap.

Kids got bad grades? Either she’ll find tuition or put her career on hold to tutor the daylights out of him till he’s all prepped for Oxbridge or Ivy League.

And she’ll raise your kids right without any of that gay ass big feelings, I identify as a helicopter rainbow unicorn shit.

[Kawthar Ahmed @kawtharrrr_]

Crazy how you can be deeply sad about certain parts of your life and still feel an enormous amount of love for the life you've created

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

@Briac_S I have really come to enjoy the daily mail

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

this is such a dramatic headline i love it

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

is it so crazy to say this is who i aspire to be

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Even if this is the first time you’re hearing of her, you’ve likely already been spun by Risa Heller, the crisis-communications warrior of choice for the city’s most cancellable elites. “Is there anybody who has stepped in shit who does not call her to clean their shoes?” says Evan Smith, co-founder of the Texas Tribune, who has sought her advice, albeit not for any particular shit-stepping he’d done.

Way back in 2011, she helped Anthony Weiner survive his first dick-pic scandal. She also worked for Kushner Companies when Jared was running it. The chef Mario Batali hit up Heller after he was accused of groping women, as did Arcade Fire front man Win Butler, who, according to an exposé published in Pitchfork, sexually pressured several younger fans. ‘New Yorker’ writer Jeffrey Toobin called her for advice when he was caught masturbating on a work Zoom.

Now, ‘Wired’ reports that Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang just hired Heller, at least a year before he publicly acknowledged an extramarital affair with a woman suspected of spying for China.

“With cancel culture or whatever, people get thrown out with the trash, and I just don’t agree with that,” she says. “I’m a big believer in second chances.”

Revisit Shawn McCreesh’s 2023 profile of Heller: https://t.co/4VcCRCd0ly

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

it’s now my job to make a fake documentary as a legal tactic that’s so funny what a beautiful day i’m glad i found whatever this job is … still don’t understand my role at all but happy that insanity is what pays