mich-elle

i abuse the hell out of my anonymity

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

im gonna name my daughter herchelle and my son hischelle so they can be my shells ❤

[Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️ @theralkia]

All you can do is pray for them

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

feeling uncomfortable bc i think elon put a curse on my account and now i keep being perceived

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue”

— Russian Proverb

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

i also don’t understand how they completely healed me

[lara. @Laracita]

until you’ve actually experienced/dated a true narcissist you wont fully understand what that does to your brain & nervous system

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

i would be unemployed without twitter

[Ellie @basilYam]

my life would be so much poorer if I hadn't started meeting twitter people

[Jihad al-Haqq • جهاد الحق @JihadalHaqq]

Knew a guy named Mohammad who went by "Maddie". I didn't know that was possible

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

my flatmate asked if i was worn out

[Grace @gracecamille_]

if you don’t wear mascara boys start asking if you’re feeling ok

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

im actually perfectly healthy, speak for yourself

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

If you survived the emotionally unstable mother & emotionally absent father duo, how's your hyper independence, burnout and anxiety going?

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

@ruinsunflower omg that’s so crazy

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

exclusively female/ male dating strategy = financial crash of 2008 = regulatory oversight

[Diana S. Fleischman @sentientist]

Female Dating Strategy is a community where women advise each other to act “high value”: don’t pursue, don’t initiate commitment, expect men to plan, pay, & prove interest. Many members have had grim experiences with men, and refer to men who fail their standards as “scrotes.”

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

mind you i was in the middle of talking about my career 😬

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

@ngray251 im incredibly lucky i didn’t just blindly become a lawyer like everyone told me to but chased what i loved and randomly found a niche career that hit the spot 💗

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

i’m so lucky to know and have found exactly the type of work that i want to do at the young age of 21 bc a week ago i didn’t even know this niche career existed - i just followed what i loved and spotted gold eventually … hopefully that’s also what finding a life partner is

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

@ngray251 basically a combination of a legal consultant, a spin doctor, and a professional propagandist 😭

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

when oomf texted after my first day of work and asked how it was and i said ‘orgasmic’ …

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

i’m so lucky to know and have found exactly the type of work that i want to do at the young age of 21 bc a week ago i didn’t even know this niche career existed - i just followed what i loved and spotted gold eventually … hopefully that’s also what finding a life partner is

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

that’s a sad way to live

[lambkin ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི @girl_lestat]

very very rarely have i met men who befriend women with good intentions, they always look at you as an option even if they keep it on the back burner.. it's always there

[Ore Nicole @Ore_Nicole]

very important to be weary of people who are in “awe” of you.. that’s all I’m gonna say, there’s a pattern that comes with that behaviour.

[mich-elle @shellaneous]

i have found a few people like that so imagine how annoying it is to be honest with the fact that they have a character issue

[Rebecca 📖 @Avonleebythesea]

I see so many posts on here about what to look for in someone you want to spend your life with, and I don’t recall who said it, but there’s a lovely quote that a good marriage is just a long conversation. If you find someone like this, whether friend or lover, someone you will converse with long after they are gone, hold onto them, treasure them. They are the most precious thing - life giving - and what is meant by a soul mate.

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that